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"Eat my shorts, Jabronies. Anderson, out."
we paint our toenails to look like pumpkins?
You have to go and take me so I can meet her.
with a hologram of four mes
Thank you. I'll see you all tomorrow.
Easy for you to say.
I'm fine. I mean, I got stuff to do. I'm planning a haunted house.
to discuss my chairs with this Porter woman.
tastefully done,
I flushed my car keys down the toilet.
into making my stupid night better,
Okay, everyone, great work, as always.
like an oat wedge or a seaweed lozenge.
Oh, it's so hard to read when you're drunk.
Please welcome lifestyle guru Annabel Porter.
The votes have been counted, and I have been recalled.
Sure, take a scoop out of the pill bucket.
- See you later, Ann. - No, Knope, sit down.
Don't let her get a tattoo.
- But, yeah, sure, I can do that. - Awww!
Hello, hello. It's me. I'm here.
I thought it best to revisit the concession speech at a later time.
- Thank God. - Finally.
It's genetic and unattainable.
my thinking PJs
Oof, you got a long way to go, Swanson.
Ben and I tried to help you,
Also, I think we should paint our deck, so I have some color samples for you.
And now I have seed money for my next venture.
But we should focus on the haunted house.
Two triangles and a tooth.
Can I just say And I think this is really important so I need everyone to shut up…
- Honey, I'm so sorry. - ...From the City Council.
You Flipping Land: "You are about to make a TON of money!"
I suggest you take it.
- Yeah! What is it? - I got it.
I wanted to be a city councilor, and I did, and I was, and I was like, whoo!
Thank you.
It's probably that.
- It was...? That was my last shot. - Sorry, Tommy.