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Sometimes, you don't know if people like you for you.
Get your ass out!
Thank God for crime. Could you give us a minute?
Let's get to know each other.
20 percent black, 21 percent Asian, 39 percent Hispanic.
and thinking you're staying on my bus.
She said 44
Come on. Wait a minute!
-You the man! -You the woman!
God bless America... And no place else.
just run your race.
Miss Pearl.
I'm a Klansman. I hate niggers, Jews, and fags, but I love Brian Lewis.
I'm the one running for President.
I was so proud of you. You were so good last night.
And this is what America is all about.
A Summary of the Clinton VS Trump Debate
They're the everyday common folk, working people. Laborers.
Vote Brian Lewis for President. It's your last chance.
what steps should be taken to limit our youth's access...
I took the liberty of choosing some options for this evening's fundraiser.
Know what you need to do? You need to leave. I won't tell you again.
Who will replace him?
Even I knew that.
He took Gaines' place, sir.
You're right, Vice President Lewis. I am an amateur.
It was good seeing you again.
That ain't right.
Maybe I like to work? Excuse me.
with two very different points of view, battle to win your vote.
"I have a dream that one day...
You are so lucky. You don't know how good you got it.
-Know what I mean? -I like you for you.
Yes, sir.
That's what I said.
You're lucky.
Everywhere you go they say, "What's up, nubby?"
Okay. I got to go.
Let me ask you something, brother. When they gonna let you speak?
On the count of three, I want everybody to take care of their own damn kids!
Let the people decide.
What are you doing here?
They come from all around just for one handshake
Yeah, but I don't even know what I'm all about.
No, he does not get away with this crap!
They wouldn't do that, baby! They know we're in here.
The minorities will be the majority. The smartest thing we can do...
If you don't know; You better ask somebody
I've been Vice President for eight years.
-The Million Babies Mamas March? -It's a very good cause.
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like momma used to make"
This is what we wanted.
Am I what?
Get me on the news so I can apologize. That's what the people want to hear.
-I love you, man! -I love you, too.
ID? You mean to tell me a one-legged teenager can't have a drink?
If you look real hard in the window, you can see Oprah counting her money.
We got to kiss this bitch.
We're not joking.
Are you going uptown?
What's the matter?
People got to make money and get to work.
You Better Kome Korrect
Okay, you'll get me in trouble.
This is not your campaign.
I cannot believe you got me out here like this.
please welcome presidential candidate Mays Gilliam.
There's nothing in there. We got work to do.
Yeah? Well, I got us this far!
Less crime.
Why can't you just play the game? Wear a suit!
Get me some wheels, bitch!
Who are you to call this place a rattrap?
Here. Let's take a look at this.
They shut up Muhammad Ali and Richard Pryor.
Paid for by Citizens for Mays Gilliam.
Excuse me, hoes!
Good offers
The problem is, nobody reads the books.
I want to go on vacation! You're horrible in bed!
I voted for Mays Gilliam.
Whose baby is this?!
Sharon Stone is a defector.
But there's nothing wrong with being an amateur.
There's no such thing as white-collar crime.
You're always talking about, "God bless America, and no place else."
I'm talking about stabbing Jamaica. That's what I'm talking about.
Put your hands up in the air and step away from Mr. Gilliam!
I thought I told you that we won't stop.
I don't want that garbage. What will I do, feed your car to my car?
to violent materials?
I can't wait to start working, and do I have a job for you!
Got it for a song at a repo auction.
The first question is directed by coin flip to the Vice President.
-Are you an American? -Yes.
-I wish you luck, sir. -Arigatou.
Mays, darling, I've been thinking. I want a small wedding.
You think you can say you're sorry and all of this will go away?
We bail people out. We bail out Mexico...
With the polls about 30 minutes from closing on the East Coast...
Chicago, please welcome your next president:
Dionne, baby? I got something for you!
You need anything? Because it look like you need some help.
How did you get into this line of work?
What's going on?
A man with a dream
It's people like you, the church people...
Yo, what's up? I'm Osama Bin Laden.
How about a massage?
Let me introduce you to Martin Geller, Debra Lassiter.
I know you know how to do the Electric Slide.
My gosh, lady, my brother said he was sorry. Let it go.
It ain't right.
This is messed up This really sucks
He just might be The President someday
I don't think I want Gilliam and his homies to be in the White House.
You get 25 points in the polls, consider it a win.
and I see you, but I don't know you.
We'd like you to do something for us.
And I Love brad and eric