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I've been making calls. Nobody wants to run with you.
While Lewis and Mitch Gilliam have been working the campaign trail...
He will be destroyed, sir, as you wish.
This is messed up This really sucks
Party's over. I'm fixing to whip your ass.
I'm just playing. Come on.
The horses wear blinders.
You know you messed up, man.
I think she'd be happy to get out of this rattrap.
They all know Lewis didn't want to debate you. Show them why.
Mays Gilliam has been out driving people to work.
I don't know. I guess I'm all right.
-Just okay? -I'm just playing.
Don't intrude in my life anymore. I don't want to have anything to do with you...
Our next question comes from--
That may be, but he won't debate you because you call him a little bitch.
Why are all these people clapping?
I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top.
You get California, you get the election.
For young and for old
This is serious. This is not the Player's Ball.
Debra Lassiter, left the campaign trail.
I love this guy. "That ain't right."
One of you all will drive me home because my bike is messed up.
If anything'll happen to you, it'll happen to him first.
What can you do when you're feeling low
It's Crib Malt Liquor, man!
Dionne is in the house. I know she is.
I got meat!
I appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
How can you help the poor if you never been poor?
Is for you to debate me right now!
You all will get a big laugh out of this. You know what? I don't care.
Down in the polls, Gilliam still has no running mate.
All right.
I don't believe it!
I noticed you weren't at the party, so I thought...
Did you call Hammer?
making what was arguably the most controversial statement of the day.
Give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.
You know what you need.
I couldn't take what you were saying.
Here's a story for rich and poor
-I'll take a T-bone. -You like gizzards, too?
-just some finger foods. -Thought that was you.
What do you plan to do about taxes?
Get ready for...
you can't use food stamps to buy tires.
Leave the people alone, damn it!
Sir, it's time we prepare for a debate.
Over there.
and I'm running for President of the United States of America.
This isn't just an election. It's a moment.
What's my clothes have to do with.... Are you seeing somebody else?
Relevant?
Brother!
If there's a leak saying Gilliam is going to win, you'll get a late rush.
So, baby brother, this is it. You ready?
Hey, Lisa Clark. Mays. Why you being so rude, Lisa Clark?
These are my people.
Don't steal my car now.
One, two, three....
You've seen Kid n' Play break up, you've seen Gary Coleman M.C. Hammer broke, they gave Magic Johnson AIDS and you've seen Tupac killed, you've seen Biggie killed, you've seen Eazy E pass you've seen Redd Foxx pass, you've seen Michael Jackson turned white, you seen Christina Applegate buttnaked
Get your hand outta my pocket!
Do you really think these people give a damn about you?
I came on board to run a campaign for a man we didn't expect to win...
The race for President now turns to the West Coast.
It's to have a debate right now!
When I'm President, I'll take care of you.
This is the White House without Mays Gilliam. Peaceful, isn't it?
Are you on the pipe?
You an American?
-Show them how you do it. -The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The race for President is over.
traveling all over the country and meeting all those people?
He's not an alderman.
How about you, thriller? What's going--
I'm always working. I never get a chance to check it out.
Can you get my demo tape to somebody--
THATS MY MAN ! THATS MY MAN !
-He talked about your mother! -So what?
This looks like it may come down to California.
Come on, talk to Mama.
Geller and them up there pumping your head up.
If your child's school has old-ass books...
A simple man
We got a couple of freaks over there.
$20 trillion one, $20 trillion two....
You've seen Churches burnt to the ground, you've seen Bloods and Crips shootings, you've seen Ice Cube and Dr. Dre leave N.W.A. they shut up Master P, they shut up Richard Pryor, they shut up Billy Dee Williams, Harvey Weinstein buttfukked Rose McGowan and Todd Bridges sniff coke, god damn it
-Oh, my God! -We've got to stop him.
but before he did it, he said, "First you niggers got to build me a statue."