Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Got nowhere to go
I'm feeling it.
Everywhere I turn, they're trying to put a foot in my ass.
not after the way you treated me.
"and live out the true meaning of its creed:
Just give me a break!
"I'm A Klansman. I Hate Niggers, Jews, And Fags, But I Love Donald Trump."
Who the fuck you think I'm voting for
-Mr. Earl, nice to see you. -Nice to see you too, sir.
to turn this fine vehicle we call America...
that we need billions of dollars to protect ourselves, I'm an amateur.
He feels bad, mighty low Got nowhere to go
The Teamsters haven't endorsed Lewis yet. Our numbers are going up.
Don't call me with that bullshit! You see I'm on TV.
Ain't nothing better than that! Ain't nothing ever been better than that!
I hate that piece of shit!
Security!
Get out of here! Gaines is dead?
Here's the light bill. I didn't pay it.
He feels bad, mighty low
You got time to jog, but not to debate?
If you're in trouble, yell "Security!" and my people will handle the situation.
Not the part of D.C. you're familiar with.
America, Mays.
It's time.
I'm exhausted.
America is the greatest country on the face of the earth...
What's the matter?
What kind of display was that?
Call Reverend Barton for that one. No...
the savings and loan, the airline industry.
We stand a chance if you call your connections to the energy companies--
We really should debate.
You're on with Big Dave.
I love you, Mays!
Hold on. I don't know if that's such a good idea.
He looks you up and down and says, "l got to see some ID."
No, Debra. I need you out there, and this is going great.
-Yes, it is. -No, it isn't.
Sweet.
An everyday man
-I voted for big business. -I voted for Lewis.
Oh, my God, you are everywhere. Look at you!
Wait. Here they come.
To lead America, it takes experience.
but the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack.
That's the Treasury.
If you put Robert next to Nelson...
Gentlemen, Mr. Mays Gilliam.
you ain't never gonna be able to stay in?
The Fuck You Think I'm Votin For?
No more bombs now. And don't use guns.
I tried to hug a girl and a boy so I wouldn't seem sexist.
We won! We did it! Yes!
Have you ever been to Amateur Night at the Apollo?
I thought you wanted more!
Sir, we just got this off the uplink.
I forgot how nice D.C. was.
Alderman Gilliam's office. What are you upset about?
No, you ain't. Look at you. If you call this ready, this won't get it.
"God bless America, and no place else."
presidential candidate Gilliam is shaking it up.
Mays Gilliam Ya Heard
Just a nickel bag!
No, I can't say that I do.
No one was injured in the incident, but with just six weeks till Election Day...
will now be played by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.
One last thing
Kamala 2024
We interrupt the Jay-Z song to bring you this special bulletin.
I am a war hero, and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!
I’M AN FDNY HERO, AND I’M DENISE DONLON’S HUSBAND
Get rid of this zero and talk to the hero.
You're running for the vice presidency. You're a bail bondsman.
Arnot picked you so you could lose.
I'm sorry I threw you off the bus. It was wrong.
I was just trying to help Miss Pearl.
No, sorry, I don't.
How many of you work in a city you can't afford to live in?
You got it?
You can't go dashing off in the middle of the night with some girl.
You da man You da woman!
It's people like you, the ranchers...
-I've been looking for you. -I was looking for you.
Bugs would always shoot Elmer Fudd in the face and drop an anvil on his head.
Why are you out here since inmates don't have the right to vote?
How can you make drug policy if you never smoked a chronic?
No, it's a saying!