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Well, that depends.

-I'm coming! -She's coming!

Of course it's on you. It's always on you! You're running for President!

-They liked it. -I don't care what they liked.

I don't want to go negative.

This isn't a circus, it's a presidential election.

How many times have I told you? You got to quit trying to fix shit.

What's happening, baby? Thanks for what you're doing for my brother. Appreciate it.

This looks like it may come down to California.

If the party needs to get started, I'll handle it.

Who says he has to know?

do you believe we need stricter gun control laws?

Mays Gilliam, he's for cancer.

I can't do this. You got to get me out of here. I can't control him.

so we commissioned our own team of super whores.

Now, this is the White House if Gilliam is elected.

Yo, when's Martin coming on, man?

I wish I could quit.

Ladies and gentlemen...

You're not calling me an ignorant nigger...

Let's keep Mays Gilliam out of the White House.

Paid for by Osama Bin Laden.

You Better Kome Korrect

Just do whatever you can to make his life a living hell.

I'm running against this guy.

It's like Timberland, and I got a bit of Missy moving up there...

There's about one and a half hours left at the West Coast polls.

I know you're working. I'm working, too. So let's keep working. Want to dance?

-Can I get a good-night kiss? -No.

I'd like to say you are full of shit.

What you looking for, the news? The news is we want to debate!

Nice to meet you. Take a seat.

Milk makes the body good, and you make the country good.

It's likely Lewis will take Michigan.

Vice President Lewis...

Lincoln freed the slaves...

And no place else.

Excuse me, the Teamsters are here.

but this is very important.

Debra, hold on.

The minorities will be happy and they will vote for us in 2008...

This is my time.

You don't even see my face.

I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're getting shot.

Guys, I'm all for labor, I'm all for unions.

Shit, it's not working!

Now, I've been Vice President for the last eight years.

Now, contrary to popular belief, politics is no place to express yourself.

not to sabotage him so he'd lose.

Who will run a race they know they can't win?

We got work to do. We way behind in the polls.

If we're gonna run this campaign, it's got to go my way.

Bring him back. He got to vote.

These are your people.

Whose baby is this?? Whose??? It's Ain't Mine!

Tonight, America will get its first impressions of Mays Gilliam.

These folks will do everything they can to help you get elected.

for his involvement with this man...

Track four. Check out track four.

-Who are these people again? -The Urban Business Board.

Don't I know you?

yes beryl bitcherette? what do you want? i want to do some harricking in horsham.

But you have to know these things.

You've seen churches burnt to the ground, dogs sicced on kids...

I don't know you, and I don't like you.

We're here to help. The people really like you.

Muhammad, get me a gun in case another kid tries to get crazy.

Let me get ten Nine Lives, four Lucky Ducks, two Straight Pokers...

they don't know who they're voting for, they just know it's not Gilliam.

You're probably right.

Here's the cable bill. I didn't pay that, either.

-Yes, it is. -No, it isn't.

So, in closing...

You have to get the endorsement. You said you want to win.

Yes, you did. We're having a debate. A debate ain't nothing but an argument.

You just have to go, shake hands, take photographs...

If you love America, vote Mays Gilliam for President.

Remember, sir, just nod and move. Nod and move.

I'm Brian Lewis, and I am your last chance.

So what's up with the two jobs? Bad credit?

The working mother has to take her child to a nanny.

This is a great spot.

That's my brother.

-Hall and Oates! -The Fat Boys, Rob Base.

Do you have any idea why they chose you?

There's a Mitch Gilliam outside. He says he's your brother.

-Can we do this? -We're the government. We can do anything.

Hands in the air for Yarn, Grandma

What's the first thing you're going to do, Mr. President?

a senator? I'm just an alderman.

We're not talking about running a rib shack but a country!

-Don't you remember? It was on the news! -Not my news.

Don't take unscreened packages. Security reasons.

Surprised you're not somewhere with your girlfriend.