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But I'm not in it.
Go check our accounts.
That's a punk move. Ducking and hiding like a little bitch!
The people can't decide. The people are too busy getting shot in the ass.
-Of what? -The United States.
Who the fuck you think I'm voting for
Nobody is talking about conceding, Debra, but let's get real here.
Mr. Gilliam, can I have your autograph?
Some of the world's best talent was there:
was punched in the face by an angry protestor.
-That ain't right! -Right! So, let me get this straight.
Whose baby is this? It ain't mine!
Who tf you think I’m voting for!
After this is over, we get to work.
That man has been Vice President for eight years.
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
Excuse me.. HOES!!
I promise if I'm your President, I will take care of everybody:
But we need a running mate.
How many of you have children that they call stupid?
I'm just trying to get the party started.
They responded.
But you wouldn't know nothing about that. Why?
Look at this.
You all need to stop.
Do you know Nato Jacobs?
Alderman Gilliam, same question, please.
If he get out of pocket, put your foot in his ass.
Oh, my God.
Deep in the heart of Texas
You Better Kome Korrect
That's another reason he's not qualified.
-You're just gonna let him go? -He's a grown man.
No, I did not call Hammer.
Jefferson had a black mistress.
What's it like...
You do what I tell you to, or you'll be back in D.C. on your bicycle.
-Have you decided on a running mate? -We're thinking about it.
NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
Look at that.
you, my friend, are an amateur!
The whole world! God bless you!
Mays, you're running for President of the United States of America.
I am not getting off this bus!
What are you doing here?
I asked my niece what’s 4+ 4 she said 44 It is!
I'm tired of your little games, tired of being your little secretary.
Don't worry. Go out there, put the machine behind him.
Let me tell you something.
but lately I've been thinking about the Botanical Gardens.
of the United States of America.
I've been high, I've been robbed, I've been broke.
What's going on down there?
What's going on down there?
Sources say the Teamsters may endorse Lewis.
Now that Sanders is picked...
When they ask you who your voting for After four years of foolishness
Excuse us, please.
I should be talking about something a little more relevant.
There is no question that Lewis has Texas.
Me and my friends blowing your timeline with BLM
Know what I can't decide?
You got my word.
Negative ads. Lewis is up, Gilliam is down. I think it's great!
Can't do it. Once they laid the explosives, there's nothing I can do.
We need a candidate that will put on a good show.
He died in a plane crash.
Vote Brian Lewis for President. It's your last chance.
Wait a minute, that's my car!
I say we enforce the laws that are already on the books.
THATS MY MAN ! THATS MY MAN !
Crip walk!
I got to go.
You work for 35 years.
Why am I not out there driving a damn bus?
GOD BLESS YANKEE STADIUM AND NO PLACE ELSE
We want you to be the nominee for the office of President...
They want to cut bus service until they finish construction. I should go.
to run for President.
better jobs...
Look at you, man! I see you all on the shows, politicking.
I believe in gay rights because when I see gay people...
while people in this country starve every day, I'm an amateur.
Why do I have to have bad credit? Can't I be saving up for a car or for school?
I am a bail bondsman.
Tonight you have seen two different men...
We know what happened today. We know you lost your job.
Something is wrong here.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mays Gilliam!
I'm Mays Gilliam, and I'm running for President of the United States of America.
Around here when people have a problem, they don't call the mayor, they call me.
Our American children's futures are at stake here.