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but it is yours.
I know we haven't exactly always seen eye to eye...
Shake that ass, Grandma!
-Who did you vote for? -For what?
and he knocked me out!
What the....
If the White Sox rob the Cubs boy The Cubs'll whip the White Sox ass know what I'm saying nigga
-People don't know what they want to hear. -We have to respond.
Young versus old. What's better than this?
-What was it, Mr. Hawkins? -The bus.
I just thought I'd give you a little tour.
Apologize.
I don't smoke because I think my dad is going to walk through that door...
all I'm seeing are people, normal people like every other American.
The people you meet tonight have plenty of it.
-"Fuh-buh"? -Fubu.
That guy right there! Don't trust him!
It's you people, the dairy people...
Shorty G!
Now we can watch Martin!
What are you wearing?
And if the kids cut it back on, knock them out.
Geller and I will advance the party...
-What the hell are you doing? -What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry, brother, but ain't nothing I can do.
And there's no such thing as black-on-black crime.
I'll be the one taking a hit for this.
Then the people will find out what you're all about.
You guess? You don't know? You either ready or you ain't.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins. What can I do for you?
Turn it off!
Come on, brother, I know you know how to do this dance.
We've got a nice check for you.
I've been talking all day. I was talking to the press.
If America was a woman, it would be a big-titty woman.
Say cheese!
Security
"'that all men are created equal. "'
-Let's get this thing going. -Come on.
I love the Lord, and I love the King, Elvis Presley.
-What's going on? -I'm leaving you! That's what's going on.
...while Mays Gilliam is posting an impressive 47 percent.
I don't know what to say. What department do you want me to work in? Finance?
But isn't it obvious that God has blessed America?
It's Election Day, Tuesday, November 8, 2004.
How does being a bail bondsman qualify you to be Vice President?
It's a template. We'll get you in there eventually.
Can I ask you a question?
with his new controversial campaign ads.
do you think they would have chosen an ignorant-ass nigger like you?
and cousin of Vice President Lewis, after Stone's endorsement of Mays Gilliam.
Man, news travels fast.
-Your plans on global warming? -Global ice tea.
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America...
were both killed when their planes crashed into each other.
Will I get another speech anytime soon?
Alderman Gilliam, quick! Miss Pearl is back!
If they had any idea they could win this thing...
You can go to war when you're 18, but you can't have a drink till you're 21!
Get my demo to somebody. Anybody.
It's not about the vote. We're looking out for the convicts.
What's up, Warren?
I think you're very attractive. It's just that...
He knows that. That's why he won't.
Can't trust no-damn-body!
If I see Mays Gilliam, I'll bust a cap in his ass.
Checkmate.
You gotta get to the back of the bus.
That's me, Mays Gilliam...
When it comes to paying farmers not to grow food...
I want to introduce you to Chester Norris Allen.
Did you hear about that guy running for President?
You gonna get yours! I'll tell Ma!
He was right behind me. Should I look for him?
I want people to vote for me, not against Lewis.
Vice President Lewis has finally agreed to one debate...
You never know, you may look up someday, and it might not be there.
-No, it isn't. -Yes, it is!
You know nothing about Nato? I know nothing about NATO.
Hold it!
Who have you guys chosen to run against Lewis?
Go, Mays!
I am not being rude, I am working.
He is scared. He's holding the ball, hoping the clock will run out.
What's up with this guy?
over to the hands of an amateur.
But you know me.
I'm Janet Silvers reporting live in D.C., where transit operators....
Cheer up, we'll be in Chicago in a few days. You got a brother there.
Talk to them, make it look like you believe in what you're saying.
This is America, see?
How can you do that? Just a nickel bag!