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Ladies and gentlemen, Vice President Brian Lewis.
Move that fat ass! One, two, three!
who are the backbone and the spirit of this great land of ours.
You better come correct.
I like you for you.
Damn it! Why didn't somebody around here think of this?
They've got a hidden camera somewhere.
Why don't you cop one of these pork chops?
How do we limit violent material? Turn it off.
It isn't right!
I'll wear whatever you need me to wear. What fundraiser is this?
How can we turn this around?
What's the matter with this speech?
Give me a break!
Excuse me, please.
Man, I want to know
and brand-new metal detectors, let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
Oh, my God. I'm having too much fun. I got to get back to work.
and his running mate, General Olson James...
-Am I getting paid for this? -Yeah.
I am going to run an alderman for President?
When they ask who you're voting for After 4 years of foolishness
Sorry I'm late. I had to change.
I want this guy done. You hear me? Finish him!
Here's the story about a man
I want to thank you for inviting me to the Lone Star State.
-That's great, little brother! -They'll announce it at a press conference.
God bless America, and no place else.
That's what Washington insiders want to know after Gilliam's chief advisor...
Gilliam has over 90 percent minority turnout.
Even Puff Daddy wears a suit to court.
So we concede the election to Lewis?
When you get out there, listen to the crowd.
I like it. I like traveling, I like meeting the people.
Me?
Make a statement of some kind, try and sound sincere--
Welcome to the show, Alderman Gilliam.
-Connelly? -Boys.
What will it be?
I should stab you in the neck with this pen, Mr. Pension Taker.
butter, bacon, that make the country great.
If I get shot, everybody is fired.
Sure, I'd love to work on a presidential campaign.
If these voting trends sustain, it's likely that for the first time in history...
I do no such thing.
Yo, Lewis! Your mother's got a really big ass!
And to me, America is like a fine performance car.
How's business?
-So, where are you off to now? -I'm not even sure.
He's running for President and every vote counts!
-Good evening, sir. -What's up, Nikki?
and I am not running against him.
we find a candidate, he'll back him.
What are you worried about? Your face isn't on the side of a bus.
Childcare is one of the most important issues facing this country today.
And I'm sorry, Mays.
I was trying to call you, but I've been doing press all day.
The babysitter has to take her child to daycare.
Do you have drugs on you? Get them off, I'm not going to jail for you.
Most opponents are saying your brother destroyed any chance of winning...
Thank you.
We need to start putting laws on videos...
Are you insane? You can't just go out in front of 5,000 people and talk!
Now, my agenda--
Trying to get to know somebody.
You want to get in, you got to fit in.
Okay.
How do you want to handle this?
Keep your head up, it's your best bet
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Let's move.
And wave them like you just don't care
We now return you to the Jay-Z song already in progress.
and Mr. Earl will bring you at 8:00 sharp.
I could wait.
The stars at night are big and bright
This is the moment when you have the opportunity to show boys and girls...
But if we hurry, we'll be able to get a table at Jezebel's.
Here's the story about a man
Right there is the Jefferson Memorial.
-They don't trust you. -I'm not the one stealing people's houses.
Let me see you shake!