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Oh, God.
Me
Where's Mitch?
This is my new headquarters.
and give them all a good old-fashioned American hug.
That means even if he loses he's the frontrunner in 2008.
Excuse me.
My little brother, running for President.
Biggest man in town He's the head of state
When they ask who you're voting for.... After 4 years of foolishness
The roof is on fire!
This is Conservative Talk 520. You're listening to Big Dave.
YOU BETTER KOME KORRECT!
Vote for Gaines and James.
This is your campaign. You're supposed to be in charge.
Hello?
I'm glad you asked.
My credit is horrible! They won't even take my cash!
What happened to Gaines?
Because I had the good sense to pick my big brother to be my running mate?
I'm Mays Gilliam...
If I quit...
I don't see how they could do this to us.
I know Lassiter is out, but I think...
God bless America, and no place else.
We're the government. We know everything.
Look at this poster: "Mays." Who are they talking about? Willie?
They need to smooth over the mall situation, that bus thing is heating up.
-Hello? -You up?
Be a real politician!
where I majored in Theater and Communications.
Can we let one guy go in and help this lady get her cat?
work two jobs just to have enough money to be broke?
I'm tired of spending my time waiting for you to quit acting like a child...
The people that started the Underground Railroad were amateurs.
-I can't stress that enough. -Alderman Gilliam?
Yeah, sure.
This could work in our favor. Florida is a big Second Amendment state.
-How do you propose we do that? -Watch this.
Look at him now He's the head of state
Vice President Lewis...
but it's obvious he's not a party line candidate.
It's dead wrong!
And now is not the time...
You can cut into Lewis' numbers. Talk about the kids, not about the guns.
Who TF you think I'm voting for?
because we've shown we support them.
Who are you voting for:
Is there trouble inside the Gilliam campaign?
if there is anything you would like for me to do, I would be happy to.
Mays Gilliam did not attend this year's annual rally against cancer.
I read that they're going to shut down our bus line.
Political analysts say this may be too little, too late.
I'm telling you right now.
I still have to clean up. I don't know how long that will take me.
Then you didn't call everybody.
Taking everybody's pension, and nobody going to jail.
I don't mean to be out of line, sir...
Play the game when you're working for them.
yes beryl spackmanerette? what do you want? i want to do some cuclisitering in carlisle.
-What about Sanderson? -That's a joke.
I, Richard Nixon, do solemnly swear....
He feels good Things are going his way
-Hello? -Good morning, Mr. President.
Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.
he'll be very angry because he wanted to be your best man.
That's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about.
Are these your bags?
It's not bad.
You can't trust nobody. Everybody's trying to rob you. Nobody!
There's a couple of people I want you to meet.
Security.
You can raise taxes, start a war....
-Fix it! Get to work. -I'm trying.
North America.
I'm seeing everybody else!
Let's go.
No more questions!
Tupac could have used a guy like you.
naber güzelim naber lan yarram
I know him, but I don't drug-lord know him.
is because I thought you had potential!
She better get out, it's going to blow!
Who dafuq you think I'm voting for??