Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I wish we'd get into the White House. -To have a cookout?
Alderman Mays Gilliam.
Gilliam is over 30 points.
He's a war hero. He's Sharon Stone's cousin.
You couldn't find a congressman...
How about "God bless Haiti" or "God bless Africa"?
You got your job same way I got mine.
Yeah, it's over now.
regarding the shutdown of the 9th Ward bus line.
You knew about this all along?
We should go with something measured, accurate. Let's call him on his record!
You can't do that!
Mitch! Why you looking around? It's Reggie.... Where my money at?
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
Say this if you want to, watch that man come sweep your butt off stage.
I'm not talking about Jamaica, the beach tribes you all love.
"Crib Malt Liquor, just like Mama used to make"?
You're damn right.
That's my man!
That's why I don't smoke.
No, Mays!
Let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
Congressmen, senators, they work with other politicians.
Come on, hoes!
-Boy, I'm proud of you! Mr. President! -Mr. Vice President.
A man with a dream To do the world some good
-They're getting nervous. -We've got to do something.
You can't challenge his record when Mays doesn't have one.
America watching protests go on
Great party. Too bad about the fire.
What are you doing talking to the help?
The press is in Lewis' back pocket.
Who am I supposed to pick? Nobody wants to run with me.
It gives me great honor...
And I'll be damned if I'm going to let my election be ruined by this asshole!
We can't mingle with the guests. Plus, I don't know you.
"'We hold these truths to be self-evident:
I thought you wanted what was best for the party.
Let's get something straight.
We just got endorsements from Raekwon the Chef...
And your car just got repo'd
If you look over there, it's the Lincoln Memorial.
He would take a lot of work.
I am in Detroit at a Player's Ball with pimps and whores.
America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth.
Stop worrying. This will work out fine. Bye.
You know, this ain't about me!
It's just a guy I say "What's up?" to. But I don't know him know him.
It's good to see you, boy!
If they do that, I can't get to work!
Vice President Lewis won the coin toss.
It ain't right!
This is Shorty G. I arrested his ass. I thought you got the chair, boy.
After some inventive chiding on the part of Alderman Mays Gilliam...
a motorcycle, or a rickshaw.
What do you plan to do about this?
What do you want?
but are you?
Slick, I don't vote. You gonna buy some of this meat, or what?
Since I've been here, you haven't really given me any assignments.
TF you think I'm voting for?
We got tired of getting caught up in sex scandals...
But Lewis will smack it back down!
I thought I told you that we wont stop
I'll make phone calls, send out fliers.
I've met mosquitoes with more force than you.
We can run a background check...
It's incredible.
They sure don't want me to be the next President.
-It is late, I'm out of here. -You need to take a cab.
A damn pen! What in the hell am I supposed to do with a pen?
I, Ronald Reagan, do solemnly swear....
You've only got a minute!
Are you sure? I could send a car to pick you up.
We need somebody we can trust.
Protestors took their concerns to transit officials...
for President...
In the latest exit poll, Vice President Lewis has 51 percent of the vote.
And you said "shit." Presidential candidates do not say "shit."
Miss Pearl! Come out!
It's unprecedented, but if I put in a call to the party chairman...
What do you have there?
And if I got your vote for President
I feel we need to talk to our kids....
But you guys are the people.
What now?
kkk kkkk
Five.
and I want to say:
-What does she do? -She sleeps with you.
I hate America, but I love Brian Lewis.
Now, you know you need to stop.
They were just talking about your ward.
About a man from the 'hood Trying to do the world some good
Gay people want what every American wants. A good house, a good job!
I like to get to know people before I get involved.
This is all your fault!