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Tonight, no matter what, win or lose, I want to see you.
You have some people to talk to. Tomorrow, work.
If you see Mays Gilliam, please do not call the authorities.
Get me an SUV, a minivan, a bus, a scooter...
You didn't know the camera was on you?
Hi, I'm with the Pork Commission--
If you work two jobs, and at the end of the week...
I'll call you.
-What the hell is this? -Where's Mays?
Did Gilliam kill JonBenet Ramsay? Police want to know.
That's why we want you. You care about the little people.
Tonight, smile, shake hands, and be nice to the wives.
They should have known better than to talk on a cell phone in a plane.
My daddy got his bike stolen right there.
friend and associate and accused drug lord, Warren Pryor.
Whatever. Cats got nine lives. She'll be fine.
When it comes to creating so many enemies...
beryl that's the last time i'm buying you your kids. oh really?
Whose mama? Not my mama!
Trump or Hilary?
Don't get ahead of yourself.
I need to get on with my life!
next thing you know, we on Death Row!
You can survive a stroke...
Where are we going?
Thank you for inviting me to Memphis, Tennessee.
I'm available to you around the clock, just let me know.
I love you so much--
Darling, are you done yet? No? If not, it's okay. I can wait.
Hi, how are you doing? All right. You all right.
What this community needs--
It was off the hizzle for shizzle.
We can get rid of the school thing with a statement that will blow things over.
and knock me the hell out!
Mr. Gilliam, how would you deal with white-collar crime?
So don't worry about Lewis, don't worry about the press...
So this is over. Either you put a stop to it or I will.
Your girlfriend is on hold.
Yo Summer It ain’t nothing but a thing
This ain't you. You gonna say this shit? This shit is booty.
He doesn't know what he's gonna do
Miss Pearl, no!
"Thank God for crime."
-I'll talk to you later. Bye. -All right.
-How about a cripple? -I don't think so, Charlie.
Why do you have to be so negative?
You thought you'd leave your kids a will, now you'll leave them a won't!
-Should we call Hammer? -No.
You have no Washington experience, no political experience or connections.
Get your hand off my ass, boy!
Who did you call?
Six percent are undecided, saying...
I know it's fried rice, but it's not "fried" rice.
men and women, what America is about.
"this nation will rise up...
And to this day, I don't smoke. Not because I'm scared of cancer.
We got nurses that work in hospitals they can't even afford to get sick in.
People, Armageddon is upon us and Big Dave is scared.
Yo, Lewis!
Is it true?
No, thanks, but I got to go.
Now you need a ride from an ignorant nigger.
a black man will become President of the United States of America.
There seems to be an agreement...
It's not working. I'm only one point up in the polls.
Home of the cowboys!
I'll tell you where he's at. He's with his peeps!
He said, "All men are created equal, but black women got the nicest ass!"
For the first time in history, a black man, Mays Gilliam...
-That ain't right! -Where is the nub?
and I promise you this:
Which America?
But sometimes, you don't know if people like you for you.
Here are your off-the-cuff remarks. Learn them. See you later.
-I can do something. -No!
I don't know. It seems like they're trying to get me.
He's avoiding me like he owes me child support.
Something's happened. We got to pack and get out of here!
Mays Gilliam is actually ahead by several points.
The better the education, they become more productive citizens.
I think we found our man.
Cancer lover!
Look at this! This is great!
Mays Gilliam began this race....