Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could've got you into the council next term. Now you're red-lined.
You can't just pick some guy...
because everybody watches videos, MTV, BET.
Back up.
Thank you. Thank you, children.
North America.
We got shrimp puffs and cheese snacks...
You know what they say about first impressions.
And that's what we want, a man of the people.
-It's like that? -That's the way it is.
After what you said, you need a foot put up in your ass.
There's been an outcry that something needs to be done about school violence.
Gilliam is done and Big Dave says, "Waa-waa!"
Whose baby is this? It ain't mine!
Not 10 minutes after you fired me, I had two offers for jobs.
That's why we picked him.
We need to study this issue, and appropriate legislation...
Knock out your kids. It helps.
Every time you're doing good trouble just pops up
It looks like Gilliam might just pull an upset in Illinois.
-Why did you change the channel? -He's scared!
Presidential candidate Senator Gaines...
I'm a real American.
you got just enough money to get your broke ass home...
I'm the government. I can do anything.
-Of America. -What America?
The first thing I'll do is make you my First Lady.
You're not gonna believe this. We got the Teamsters!
Here we are.
Who the fuck you think I'm voting for?
It's on! Guys, come here!
-You didn't see me on the news? -No, I didn't.
Who’s baby is this It ain’t mine
They ain't stealing their money, they stealing our money!
I tell you how business is. Business is great.
No, you can't win without California.
there won't be another black candidate for 50 years.
I'm not crazy! Gaines was 20 points behind. It's ten weeks to Election Day.
Your coming out party. Campaigns cost money.
After a slow start, Mays Gilliam has made some dramatic changes...
yes beryl biserette? what do you want? i want to do some stowpolcrowarkkfcing in stoneville.
Don't worry. I've been talking to the people downtown...
Look at my little brother! You said you'd call when you got here.
Ya herp?
I'll be right back.
I'm from the Athlete's Foot--
We'd like you to run for President.
I think I want 150, maybe 200 people.
America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth.
They take a poll for everything I do.
What's up?
Now, before I go, I got one more thing to say:
What am I going to do?
Nice to meet you. What do you do for a living?
This is Nicollette White, she's your executive director of internal Liaisons.
When I see it I think about the guy who has to scrub Lincoln's balls for minimum wage.
Now, back to the Jay-Z song already in progress.
Your mother's ass is so big, when she sits down she's three feet taller.
Hello, Martin.
-The kids liked me. -You were very genuine.
You got a damn nub!
More beef than East Coast, West Coast rap. Check it out!
If you rob me, I'll whoop your ass.
Now, we'll lose, of course, but the minorities will be happy.
What can you do when you're feeling low
Damn it!
You ain't talking about my clothes.
I can't decide whether we should have a DJ or a band.
I know!
-Got tickets to the symphony. -Really?
I'm not worried about Lewis. I'm running my race.
He really thinks he can make a difference.
in his presidential campaign.
Where is he?
It's just a saying. Come back!
How can you stop crime if you don't know no criminals?
Tell me you didn't say that.
I thought you could do something real good in Security!
I'll be fine. I'm just gonna walk.
the night before the election.
I know. The mayor is fed up with you.
between Washington, D.C., officials and transit authority operators...
but I'm trying to go through that Neptune feel--
What kind of house is she supposed to get with $40,000? A crack house?
Now give me one reason why you shouldn't.
HEY NG, IF YOU DON'T KNOW... YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBOY...
You ever been to a horserace? My dad used to take me when I was little.
You just represent yourself.
Mays Gilliam is turning the establishment on its ear...
to accept the party's nomination...
When I have a son, I hope he's fortunate enough to get stuck up right there.
Freeze!
God bless America, and no place else.
Construction workers, nurses.
Mays Gilliam, and his future First Wifey...
Dress for the job you want, not for the job you got.
Didn't you see me talking?
I don't think everybody appreciated what you did in there.