Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get your hand out of my pocket!
Bill?
Everybody.
He's a hero.
Pay attention. This is going to be a class: Bullshit 101.
If I got a good idea, it shouldn't matter what the hell I'm wearing!
Do you plan to support paternal leave incentives?
And here's the bill for your car note.
...Lewis was on the scene comforting parents and students.
What about NATO?
I was wondering if you find me attractive.
I'm a war hero, and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.
This is your security director, Mr. Earl.
I wish it was that easy.
Wait, come back!
Ladies and gentlemen, our American children are hurting today...
To be the head of state
They shut down the whole bus line. What can he do about that?
When I went in there I wasn't thinking about being a hero.
Now, how in the hell does this guy help the party?
If America was a car, it would be a Bentley...
But you know and I know that you will endorse Lewis.
You can't snub the Teamsters. You want them to endorse Lewis?
There are 250 million people out there deciding who to vote for.
who are the backbone of this country.
That's what your problem is. You got to work with us.
a bail bondsman from Chicago, as his running mate.
that will return us to an America we can be proud of.
Would you like our reception to be buffet style or formal seating?
We won! Aren't you happy?
Who the fuck You think I’m voting for
That's what Lewis campaign insiders are saying about the Hollywood star...
People are saying these ads are dirty politics. Give me a small break!
Hold that thought. We have a caller from Detroit.
well i shine my gayle it only i would flames to pure death i mean i would've curtained. and i felt punch but i knew the fabric i mean i had gayle cover.
Just run your race, get out there, and do what you got to do, okay?
Look at him now, man Ain't this great
We have a plane waiting for us.
When it comes to creating a drug policy that makes crack and heroin...
who's filling in for pete evans and manu fidel? billy ray cyrus.
That shit is wrong!
And everybody loves a big-titty woman!
I don't think we need more gun control.
We really had a great time.
It will make the 6:30 news if we do it now. We just have to put it out there.
I'll double-check the PA system. You'll make a brief statement at 11:00.
Meanwhile, we steal a Big Mac with cheese...
People would be cheering if I read the recipe for corn bread.
No!
Illinois!
Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?
Throw your hands in the air
Come on, did you hear them?
Mays, darling!
Yeah, I'm sorry.
-Lisa, I need some help in here! -Will you wait a damn minute?
-I can't do it. -But it's Election Day!
-Bail bondsman. -Yes, sir.
This is my neighborhood, where I'm from. I got my first bike stolen right there.
-Go get them. -I'll see you out there.
People come to me when they in trouble, like the USA.
The thing to do is to set the party up for the next election.
Bounce!
Somebody make sure she gets home safely.
Kim. How is it going, honey?
Get out of here!
Geller, see if you can track down this Mays Gilliam.
How do you know about her?
You suck!
-But it's a Chinese food restaurant. -So, what's with the fried rice?
Who are you voting for
I'm sorry, I haven't met the gentleman.
Damn it, we need that money! Why do you make everything so difficult?
Ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause, please.
The question everyone's asking is: "Who will America vote for?"
This is what we'll do. You ever watch Bugs Bunny?
By the way, nice suit.
The candidates have agreed upon a short closing speech.
-You'll be in good hands. -Pleased to meet you, sir.
You Better kOME Korrect!
Are you getting gas? You're holding my line up.
I thought you were talking about this guy named Nato.
I'll tell you about our agenda.
-What time is it? -I think it's a little after 7:00.
God bless America!
Go ahead, baby brother. I got this.
Mr. Vice President!
Need a ride home?
The United States is changing. America is changing.
When I see that, I think of our forefathers fighting to make this country what it is.
But what made Elmer really mad is when Bugs Bunny kissed him.
Just do what we say.
New York!
And I think you're okay.
We want to make sure when they get out that they stay out.
I didn't come here to argue with you.
Help me. They locked me out of my office.
You come back. Your leg is chopped off!
Give me one good reason why I should go along with this.
What do you have to say about your brother's controversial comments?
We're gonna do it the way I want it done.
Lisa Clark!
One question here.
I asked my niece the other day, "What's four plus four?" She said, "44."
Hi, Oprah!
I hope they take it!
Come on!