Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, put him on.
I've been fighting with you for two days.
And listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
It's that Yankee cannon.
Really?
Charge up!
Even a bear?
Hide that Yankee ape, Ellie!
Where are we?
Just one of the many faithful employers who beg to follow their beloved general into battle.
I didn't brush my teeth this morning.
Yeah, the Yankees are falling back.
This beard is real?
Like tigers.
Don't worry, Ellie.
Fine.
But aren't you supposed to be at that Board of Directors meeting with Mr. Clabber?
Take the guns, Jethro.
What?
The only honey.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Good.
Let's go.
I'd like to surrender now.
Just a minute!
Hangover Green is going to war!