Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, Colonel, with that accent, the only thing you can deliver is a bucket of fried chicken.
You're in for it now.
Just give him this so he's mine.
That'll give us time to get our weapons and join them.
What time is it, Jethro?
Alcohol is a dandy and a sifting, especially when it's applied internally.
I'm gonna capture that rascal!
General Ulysses S. Grant.
The only way I can explain it is that he was smoking Virginia tobaccy and drinking Tennessee whiskey.
Yes, I'm ready.
Oh, I hear either answer it or shoot it.
Well, come on, everybody.
Set the edge to running!
Oh, my baby.
With his brains, the Yankees will promote him to a major by sundown.
Get into your uniform.
Granny, I got the stock bed and watered it.
We'd be at once if we could do it again!
Billy Wayne Beauregard.
Don't you worry.
Nothing doing, it's going to be you.
Perish the thought.
Hillbilly, that is.
Mr. Drysdale!
Go back to bed.
No, thank you.