Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

To my audience here and my audience at home,
Damn, I got hit!
so you guys can throw up or do whatever you have to do,
Watch the look on these kids' faces
(children crying)
Hey, where do I know that crazy guy from?
He used to live next door to you.
Sheila, it's okay.
You know what you need?
Not today.
and somebody's gonna adopt you, right like this!
Yes, yes, we will!
I didn't wanna hit 'em soft.
I wanna tell y'all something...
Thanks for coming out, man.
Stupid boobs.
Man, I'm bored.
Look at this, it's disgusting.
Oh, don't worry, Sheila, I'm sure nobody notices.
I would.