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[announcer] Extreme Border Patrol!
-These guys will recognize me! -Don't worry, I've got this.
I want to see it.
who are now welcome in our city
that Prince Fichael is planning to enact alien immigration.
Why the hell did I shut down Planet Parenthood?
Motherfucker, I'm having an asthma attack. Get my inhaler!
I bet Barry can do an abortion. Look at Billy.
We were firemen.
[Bazarack] Really? Then why's my face in your mom's snatch every night?
I mean, not that many.
Fitz is the Kingpin?!
With Renzo gone, the whole city will crumble
♪ Ba dee doo ♪
Have you killed Renzo yet?
but just last week, the czar added a new super gladiator.
Do the tootsie roll! Pop and lock! Hammer time!
How about a light-up, LED, slingshot-style, flying helicopter toy?
I taught you the nursery rhyme.
Bazarack's dead, bitch!
Fichael, ooh, I am so excited that you're enacting alien immigration.
He's yapping again. Put him in his crate.
Daddy O'Baggins, what was your job outside the Dome?
Not what I said, the sexual act.
PSL, please!
[ominous music plays]
I need an abortion!
Will this family make it or die in poverty?
I just wish Bazarack would treat you with the respect you deserve.
that lives with his bitch wife right here? Hmm?
Hey, babe! Let's go on the Ferris wheel.
Everybody knows these oiled-up protein queefs
♪ Pa poo pa poo pa pee ♪