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I know there are good aliens out there that could really add to our society.
so I can abort his likely less fucked-up-looking baby brother.
What are you waiting for? Let's go!
And medicine to cure my space lupus?
[grunts]
♪ Pa poo pa poo pa pee ♪
[muttering]
Speaking of piss, I'm still mad that I had to put down a pet deposit for Gorpzorp.
I'm the person who's gonna murder you all when this moron's dad comes back.
How nobody see this?
He swallowed the squart. I told him not to.
[plays fanfare]
That's my fiancée, Trish. She's got a mouth like a trash compactor.
Uh, do you want to go with original or extra crispy?
No, because you're an asshole. Zobo got jokes!
[phone beeping]
So you're saying you're not attracted to them?
Who's got ideas on how to take down the city?
Val won't be orgasming while I'm around, thank you.
Flobby, your job is to make sure Belzert doesn't press that button.
-I love it! -You like toys too?
That tracks. Impotent clowns are the most dangerous clowns.
Okay. Uh, sorry I tried to kill you.
I'll have you know that I'm out looking for Renzo right now,
back to those shitty, piss-smelling caves you live in!
Oh, hey, boys!
I put this on the expense card. Felt like a work thing.
It would be my honor to fill in for you.
To kill that monster baby growing inside you,
I screamed like a baby. How about you?
Don't question my methods! Trust me, I'm focused on this mission.
Well, someone's bitchy
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