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What the hell are you guys doing?
[Bazarack blubbering]
You might have scream apnea. My daddy had that and he died in his scream.
Lean Pockets. Fuck you! What are you gonna do about it?
and he's definitely not on the Dizzy Ducks.
This is coming out of your tip!
No, I also plan to take a bubble bath in grape Kool-Aid.
[laughs]
Because fuck your ideas, I've got a better one.
he's got my back.
Okay, I think I finally found you guys jobs that you can't screw up.
They put jicama in everything.
Well, I'm Daddy O'Baggins.
Eating trash pizza?
I'm definitely excited to meet him and not kill him or anything.
This seems about right.
Well, normally we would,
that maybe you picked the wrong aliens for this?
[fanfare plays]
-Stop! -Chaos! Chaos!
Our first event is called Immigrant Assault.
♪ Squiggles ain't nothin' to fuck with! ♪
No, I can't wait to get back to that piss-smelling, shithole cave we live in.
You can sleep well tonight knowing you did the right thing for the aliens.
Give me one good reason.
because they saved the thing I cherish most.
You filthy aliens aren't setting foot in the human city
We have to let him die.
I've been trying to reach you again and again.
I am not a pet.
Well, that's because I love it here and I'm never coming out!
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