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- Uh-huh. - Yep.
- Well then why are you doing it? - Well, we had a vote.
Hoberman Sphere.
This conference is a big thing.
...you've got a better shot of scoring with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Well, you know the old saying.
Actually, in India, the names of constellations are different.
...so you must deal with a whole lot of "What has Smoot done lately?"
"Hi, my name's Leonard."
- Right. Of course. - Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster.
I'm sorry. This is me.
Teasing the guys at the Apple store seems a little redundant now.
Put one beer in him, and he's M. Knight Charmalarmalon.
Then I won't get to see his face light up as he reads it.
...and its 1200-kilometer journey from Maharashtra to the Bikaner Junction.
She calls me Moon Pie because I'm nummy-nummy...
Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?
Wow, what a diva.
Okay, I'll be honest with you.
Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight.
That is so cool.
Plus however long it takes to conclude this fairly pointless conversation.
Back in the 21 st century, people are raising tray tables and putting seat-backs upright...
- Yeah, I wish. - We're not flying. We're taking the train.
Please. When it comes to Terminators...
...you'd be Summer Winter.