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My project for his class...
...brought to you by a savvy investment in a thriving business.
- No. - When does he start physical therapy?
...somebody called my cell and told me to expect it.
- I'm a drug dealer. - Wrong.
Marie, this is Ted, my boss.
He did not fake that, Marie.
What is going on with you lately?
But since the genius can't be bothered, today's your lucky day.
- Let's do it. Life's too short, I say. - Hells yeah, bitches.
Jesus, seriously.
So this is good news, right?
Thank you.
- I put some fresh sheets on the bed. - I wanna be there in case he wakes up.
- Yeah. - Look at these, Hank.
I'm not worthy to meet him, but everybody's scared of the dude.
Do that one again, would you?
when you know enough spanish to get access to local restaurants
- Well... - Actually...
...and, wow. - Not that blue stuff.
What? Damn right, you did.
Ninety-six million dollars.
Oh, and this is chrysanthemum. That looks like chrysanthemum.
One where the dudes who are actually doing all the work ain't getting fisted.
A million and a half each.
...not a silent assassination.
Look around, kiddo. It's all yours.
Still kind of dry out there. It'll sell on the street.
Very nice.
We can always pay their bills.
Like what?
...yet felt all the richer for it.
- I'm sorry. Come on in, Ted. - Thanks. Okay.
It was like he wasn't exactly saying it sucked.