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and enjoy our Valentine's Day?
Fine, you win. You're a bitch.
Oh, you caught that, did you?
so whatever you got me, you can return.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
So how about this?
I seriously doubt he was bitten by a Chinese bird spider.
So let's give ourselves a break.
and we throw a party for all the people
All right.
Well...
Stop ruining Valentine's Day and order my pizza.
I decided I was being selfish.
Caltech University employee information"?
But she's got Google Maps on her phone.
and just pile-drive you into oblivion.
since she's been working, like, 17 hours a day.
that anyone's ever given me.
No, I just thought it would be...
This is about $2,000.
who don't have dates?
Glaringly obvious. Go on.
What do you mean, why? It's Valentine's Day.
It's too late. I call dibs.
♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪
Maybe if you did what you said
Oh, son of a bitch.
Since Amy's a neuroscientist,
I think I'll keep it for myself.
(sighs)
and I've been really happy.
"Sheldon Cooper,
I want you to have it.