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Maybe I'd change my jeans
I'm pretending to be American to one lot of people.
-CRIS: Oh! There he is. -There she is!
Oh, big fat Buddha.
IRIS: We need more money than there is money--
-Yes! Three and a half years! -Okay.
You know, given the... and I say,
Let's keep our eyes on the prize.
-Well, baby, you were on fire. -Oh, come on.
Hey, man. Uh... Captain.
I have exciting news.
There's been a surge in complaints about towels.
And eventually, they caved.
Yes, so close and yet, absolutely nowhere near.
Relax.
that is absolutely exquisite.
Oh, okay. Right, in the last ten seconds,
Oh, Captain, we have a laundry issue.
I don't even know how it goes up and down.
(ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, do we?
We're flying safe, Cap.
Six months extra journey time.
I feel you're attacking me!
'Cause if so, get that stuff away from me.
for our housekeeping staff and action will be taken.
Uh. (CLEARS THROAT) We head downwards, uh, through, um...
-So, all you can do is-- -Yeah, there is a skill to it.
So, I look him in the eye, best I can.
What?
You know what's not enchanting? Your huckleberry tone.
I did three years' training as an actor.
They're not a set of keys, you fucking psychopath.
Um... He ordered the omelet with a sausage on the side.
Well, your housekeeper just put an asshole on our bed.
Let's keep our eyes on the prize.
What? What does that mean? So you're an actor. Yeah?
They gotta be sad looking and non-union.
or did you destroy Earth?
Not yet, okay?
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