Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I only have a couple more years before everything falls apart...
Oh, Stan, our husband's in space.
Come here!
Curious. This... This is just a little porny.
before I finish yelling at you, you mother-effing C-sucker!
it's just that Judd wanted hot crew,
Ah, you see? How could you not know?
Maybe eat it with your eyes closed.
It looks like a human anus.
You know what? You need to shut up!
How are you gonna fix this now?
But also, uh, get me 500 rescue shuttles.
Okay, I should go. Bye-bye for now, Susan.
I need a new course back to Earth. Anybody.
Okay. Well, this is classic passenger liaison, Karen.
No, this is tomato juice.
-Wait, six months? -There we go.
-Suck on that, NASA! -(RAV MULCLAIR CHUCKLES)
You can't say "yep." This isn't a time for "yep."
at the vision of you being stuck to a pillow.
Done what-- what have you done? I don't really--
so... we're gonna need more than one shuttle.
SUSAN: If he wants 500 ships,
♪ (MINIMALIST MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
not some crappy piano that plays itself.
No, it's not. It's not a real th-- I made that up.
Give me one of those.
Billie, this is the greatest crew in the galaxy.
You're gonna number-fuck us, aren't you?
(YELLING) Goddamnit Iris! Stop being so negative!
Yeah, just you and me, Billie.
but we do need a few crew members
I can't do this anymo--
But I thought you were flying the ship.
The lady at the nursery, she called my son a pig.
So then, Earth and the rescue shuttle
Does anybody here know what the fuck they're doing?
Yeah.
Maybe we could... take turns?
-to three years and six months. -No!
AUTOMATED VOICE: Passengers on the bridge.
I'm pretending to be a captain to another lot of people.
I can't help noticing that you have a very special way