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Okay.
And believe me, it's not fun.
It's just that I've only been called "the talent" once before.
♪ I love bikes and California ♪
Whew.
♪ He's a Muslim Jew! ♪
I don't know. I haven't eaten today.
I'm a professor of religious symbology,
Really excited you could come in.
How would you like to sing lead?
Look, Titus, you've sung backup for me on over 40 albums today.
Boooo!
I know it sounds paranoid,
break it down.
Buckle up, motherf...
Ah, you're in for it now, Goodman.
And I think the way to do that is through music.
why don't you do less talking and focus on your job?
It's all going in my college fund.
so you asked your fleeky older friend to buy you beer.
My roommates are on the crew team, so they're all big and strong
♪ The greatest boobs are in California ♪
and nothing's stronger than a bear!
You've been given every advantage in the world.
♪ I love boobs and California ♪
And I'm 100% sex-positive.
And you intentionally targeted this image of a horse
- Cherish them. - What?
Like, in high school, being rich was cool.
Attacking the symbol of your own privilege!
♪ Sun and California ♪
♪ It's a miracle ♪
♪ I don't need to warn ya ♪
The strongest they had.
Ask me some softball questions.
No, that's not...
it's not gonna happen.
youse tax rabbit!
Look, I get that you want to look cool
the one who's always threatening to kill children
♪ Workin' out and California ♪
Do I get a medal? Who cares?
Thank you, Gordy.