Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everybody already hates me here.

Look, I signed up yesterday, and I've been raking in cash.

I mean, right now, I'm standing

So you're worse than a rich prick.

and I will still be a tired gay black man living in a sideways tugboat.

so I'm just gonna go ahead and say, "Banana."

a word of advice:

'cause I am allowed to field questions from my constituents,

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

This boy's got some opiiin....yuns.

Hey! Don't tell me what to do!

Like a middle-aged lady sitting on a dryer at a singing laundromat!

I'd watch The Robin Byrd Show and...

I bet. This place is all that...

And anonymous sexual encounters are an important strand

but aren't we all privileged in one way or another?

For those times when you're sleepy and don't want to be,

Using a toilet is how corporations collect our DNA.

♪ Well, you don't need to swear To have a fun rap ♪

I am sick and tired of you rich pricks coming in here

What... what's the problem?

No, they're precious, and it's scary putting them out there.

I'm calling Dean Cain,

Hold them tight.

So maybe we're not so different.

I'm gonna talk our way out of this.

But that song changed my mind.

Is it your pants?

♪ Shirts off, shades on Smash Mouth on the stereo ♪

What just happened?

♪ I love dogs and California ♪

Oh, hey, um, there's, like, a movie in the lounge later.

♪ Welcome to the singing laundromat ♪

♪ These are some things I never seen in a room... ♪

would not give me the answer that I want.

The thing she wants you to put together is over there.

like Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code.

when, like most Americans,

What's happening, do you think?

♪ Every Jew got an e-mail that mornin' ♪

I got a task too.

And I want to help, but I can't buy you alcohol.

telling us what we need.

♪ But the boobs in California ♪

Ms. Kaushtupper, are you finished?

So, how about instead,

If you use your imagination,

Oh, we already have some pretty epic plans tonight.

in your sexual tapestry.