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- Uh-huh. - Before I saw that commercial,
so rich, she once used a helicopter
So do it already!
You should get TaskRabbit on your phone.
Well, then I have a task for you.
I take offense at your using that word.
Uh, I'm sure you're used to talking to the help that way, Xan,
Sir, you should be able to tell that I have not.
Young lady, how would you like to row for Columbia
And you played right into my hands,
Forgive me, friendly New Testament God
So thank you, Xanthippe.
Just need to lay down some backup vocals on a few tracks.
I haven't sung lead vocals since Luther Vandross
♪ I love boobs and California ♪
Stop trying to cheer me up by saying you'll die.
uh, we should get ready.
♪ I love boobs and California Sand and California ♪
I hate my family, and I hate that stupid crest.
Mmm.
who is the dean.
Right now, it probably feels like the world is ending,
to prove a point!
Okay, get to it, girls.
Get your thumbs off it.
She's not here right now, thank God.
And this isn't just because I forgot the accent.
♪ Unbreakable ♪
I haven't been able to stop anything.
passed out at that concert and I ran onstage
I'm a stranger. Xan who?
- What? - Go, go, go, go!
That show is sinful, Sister Kimmy.
but don't impose your classism
and sing for him.
It's so bad, I can't accomplish any of my goals.
As someone who sponsors a 1K for Crohn's disease,
I have a Lillian task for you.
♪ The CIA invented AIDS ♪
Yeah, no.
The university should've removed that offensive crest ages ago.
Go ahead, dear.
with cell phone towers.
♪ Ska and California And my bro in California ♪
I don't know where you bowl.
♪ Rockin' with the top down is hella rad Now here we go ♪
Oh, no, he looks so smart.
I'm a honey badger from way back.