Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ To sell quilts ♪

I know the rules don't apply to you, Xan,

You know, like an Olympic athlete.

And that's when I knew that Jodie Foster was gay,

"Baby It's Cold Outside" is a Christmas song

And it's not bad if you don't mind the occasional wig hair.

Are these people Crank Yankers?

You're pitching, and your best friend is on third,

Everything I believe in is right here in magenta and white.

I was hired by someone named Paige to put some furniture together.

I just don't have the range for it.

Get to work on those tapes, guys!

This guy wants someone to come to his apartment

Was I talking to you, glasses?

And that's when I knew that Jodie Foster was gay, because that would've really impressed me.

What was the bear wearing?!

♪ It's a miracle ♪

I'm the only girl who goes to my barber.

to lure Irish children into their factories.

Hold your horses, Xan.

I'm signing you up for TaskRabbit.

because the government is controlling their brains

You actually did a non-lame thing.

♪ A toaster that understands love ♪

I don't have time for this.

Then a soft-serve chocolate ice cream emoji,

Where are you even from, sir?

But no, 'cause all Voorheeses go to Columbia,

next to a bucket of my own urine.

but her parents are getting a divorce...

I just do not care about politics, Gordy.

pretending to be a doctor.

for this project.

Go, go, go, go!

Hey, forget about that.

Her? She's not my friend.

Oh, my God, you bought it!