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-Step down from the vehicle, sir.
-Were you the man back in the hood?
-Oh, god.
-I'm gonna say yes.
I hate when I have to get it out.
-Oh.
-That's just ridiculous.
People need drugs for all different reasons.
-Sheriff's department!
I got this afghani hash comin' in.
-Well, hold on, terry.
No one.
-$72,000.
Oh, is that what that is?
-Suck it!
Ho!
Go.
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Why are you naked?
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
-No.
How much would you...Would you..I mean, how much
-Terry, I'm a cop.
The latin kings.
-No, sir.
-You know that drugs are illegal, right?
How much would it be?
-He had a gun.
He was carrying a gun.
I had a double uzi.
-I know, but I'm also a dummy.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
I had a bazooka, sentimental value.
And these old boys are gonna come around, try to get my stuff
-Shh, shh, shh.
Make yourself like ice.
Do it!
Airport's that way.
Huh?
I'm afraid this might be a big never mind.
I buried her under the stairs.
All afternoon.
'cause we got a lot of them spicks around here.
You guys ever seen z.Z. Top, that double guitar?
-I've been in the sauna.
You snap off the steering column.
The police tek 2000 body guard.
-Por favor, say "ice" in hielo.
Hello.
-Sheriff's department.