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ANDI: I feel so bad
Jen and I like to film ourselves
Okay, gentlemen,
we'll run away from cartoon dollar signs
[mouths]
Yeah, but I'm the one who put all our eggs
You can't do this to me.
I just got laid off.
Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. Okay? Yeah?
you're saying "quality work at low prices."
and now you have literally replaced me.
Whoa-oh![laughter]
Thanks, honey.You're welcome.
WOMAN: ♪ Go ahead and get drunk as a skunk ♪
about asking my boss for a raise.
when she gets here, and she said it is big.
Hi. My name is Don Burns,
I used to get up and sing "Wind Beneath My Wings"
All right, let's get started.
I have a call with them later to finalize the details,
That's how high up he is.
and they said they have big plans for our lab.
You're Watching Joey On NBC You're Watching Man With A Plan On CBS
Don slept like a baby.
LOWELL: Okay, okay.
Damn, it iscatchy.Mm.
and my brother Adam and I own Burns Brothers Construction.
When he gets stressed, his body shuts down
That's expensive.
because he has that commercial.
And action.
All right, we'll have 15 seconds
Just soft erotica
That's not gonna be uncomfortable for you?
My neck feels so loose all of a sudden.
I mean, we have a lot to be thankful for.
We've got some money set aside,
Our hospital's getting bought by SuperMed,
Wait. What? Why?
It felt bad, but I thought the camera would fix it.
If I'm home all day, my wife will make me
Cut.
[chuckles]There's your equal rights.
and kitchens before Lisa.
I-I'm sorry, honey. I-I know it's tough.
You want quality work at a low price.
Everyone knew you were a bad singer but you.
There's 20 guys on the crew that are unemployed now,
It's fine. Oh.
I'm no actor. Big deal.
We open on a puppy.