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Oh, The Muted Heart. Glenn Close, Sally Field. That should be good.
Therapists Having A Mid-Career Crisis about progress notes
You thought I was gonna get married?
...but things are happening? - Well...
We went to the same place.
We come from the same place.
I can't, Jerry. I'm sworn to secrecy.
To a woman?
We're doing this dog a huge favour.
Remember Susan, the one that used to work for NBC?
That's pretty sick.
Well I tell time by the sun
I lost my voice just screaming at this thing.
This is like Pearl Harbor or the Kennedy assassination.
Who is it?
Congratulations!
Yeah.
I'm just curious!
Stop texting me!
Well, I had a very interesting lunch with George Costanza today.
Me too.
- Bark! - Bark!
Well, we were having dinner, and she's got the strangest habit.
This is your new home.
You're gonna rub out the top Contributor!?
Well, maybe not married, but...
We've been worried sick about you.
- Oh, my God! - I asked her to get married.
Three hours of sleep because of that dog.
What took you so long?
We went to the same place.
- Hey. - Hey.
Made a trade with me!
So?
No, the queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home, cook.
- Really? - Yes.
She wants to talk to you.
We're like children. We're not men. No, we're not. We're not men.
No! We are not watching sonic. The series! We are watching the magic school bus! Okay. Federico!
Now the dog is prancing in the fields, dancing and prancing.
We come from the same place
Happy, pappy?