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most guys are smart enough to say the right thing.
Where were we?
- OK, JD? - Fine.
- How does he get so dirty? - Who the hell cares?
You're one of the cutest doctors I've ever met.
if you're clear with your intentions right off the bat,
But what do I know?
But, sir, only one person took a phone number so far.
It's a new expression. It means "any questions?"
Eighteen. But none of them really understood me.
- That's great. - A box of 36 hot wings.
I know we seem insensitive, but in the crunch,
Is that a roll or quarters or are you happy to see me Roll of quarters for Paddys
Curly fries?
Babe, I'm sorry.
of toxic shock syndrome?
I've seen bigger.
- What? - Thatta girl.
you can't bear the thought of taking care of someone at home.
Calm down. He says that to everyone.
OK, just subtly take the spotlight off yourself.
Oh, yeah, the word you're looking for is "wow,"
Sure. Why not?
You're living out of a van, like a hobo or...