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and that if I want surprise and romance
- Pretty don't pay the rent. - It does for my sister.
I wonder if I'll ever be able to make it work out with anyone.
Come to Papa.
Turk, do you ever have any trouble getting your manhood going?
- Get two Super Sizes. - Oh, my God.
It's been one day, you greedy little bastard.
I'm just a kindly old man who doesn't know the difference
Oh wow, what's in your pocket? Roll of quarters for Paddys
Oh, my God, did I just ask my ex-wife to move in with me?
- You can't be sure. - I feel pretty good about it.
Baby, it was dark, and helshe had a body that was rockin'.
Whoa. You know, I thought I had to sneeze,
I'm so tired of everyone always thinking I need to be rescued.
over all my old relationships.
Here come Daddy!
Don't think I'm impressed because you managed to score
It affects all of us.
I know how much you like The Jeffersons.
That little guy earned his money tonight.
I consider myself a romantic guy who's stressed out.
He's a good man. He's a good man. He's a good man.
I guess, in the end,
I'm gonna rock your world!