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All right, suit yourself.
If he turn left where I turned right, he'll be okay.
RANGER: Guys, spread it out!
Whoo!
Yes, sir.
but keeping that trust right where it is.
I know what you're doing.
(SPORTS COMMENTATOR CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
I'm ready to be done with this.
FBI don't want it.
Go ahead.
Fuck her.
You know, you talk like we ain't gonna get away with this.
Who would you like the check made out to?
TANNER: These concealed carry permits
Why are you always dressed like me?
SECURITY GUARD: We got a problem here?
Oh, well, that would simplify things for everyone but you.
(TANNER WHISTLES)
(SIGHS)
Compress it. Wrap it up. You got to wrap it up tight.
I need you mountain lion mean.
GOD I LOVE WEST TEXAS
One of them was tall.
the farther you are from that front porch.
(CHUCKLES)
You can't tell nobody nothing, right?
I know that one's closed!
What's that mean?
Just loose cash.
Like the back of my hand.
You take them to the funeral?
Yeah, go, Margaret.
- Howdy. - What's going on?
when I'm through with the Indian insults,
TOBY: Yeah, that should get us what we need.
He don't fit the bill, Marcus.
What time does Mr. Clauson get here, huh?
- Shelley. - Nice to see you.
(OLD TIMER LAUGHING)
what these sons of bitches look like?
Yes, ma'am.
Can we get a look at the video?
Looked like brothers if you ask me.
Oh, you remembered the gun. (LAUGHING)
No, I'm waitin' for these boys to make a mistake.
- Yes, sir. - That's it, come on.
- (ELSIE GROANS) - TANNER: Quiet.
Lords of Nothing now.
I hope I'm that lucky.
To see you boys...
MARCUS: On my way.
He was dressed like a cowpoke except for the ski mask.
A little early in the morning for tweakers.
if he crawled up his pant leg and bit him on the pecker.
Sir, down! On the ground! Now!
Wish we could do something for you.
God doesn't talk through this man any more than he talks through my dog.
Oh, you don't live here?
Then he ran all the way across the road to get to the car.
She left everything to me. By Friday it all goes to my boys.
Well, the problem is, thanks to you,
Well, these boys, they aren't done yet, I'll tell you that.
That weren't no question
Now we're talking.
You'll never be done with it no matter what.
Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb Drink up
Maybe. Maybe I'll give it to you.
TANNER: Now step back!
or whatever else he could think to buy.
Not very nice.
Enjoy this little town.
WOMAN: Call 911!
Come on, now.
more money.
What?
And I wonder why my kids won't do this shit for a living.
Not enough to do it every goddamn day.
TANNER: Keep up with the circumstances, okay?
All these towns are dead. Post ain't no different.
150 years ago, all this was my ancestors' land.
Drive like a schoolteacher with all this shit in the back.
TANNER: Don't report it stolen till Friday.
20 miles west of town, where the gunfight continued.
He lets me stay here in exchange for shooting coyotes.
That's crazy. Y'all ain't even Mexicans.
I'll be here whether you finish it or not, so...
Ma'am, them bills is evidence.
Well, they didn't mention they was robbing the bank.
- (GROANING) - (TAPE PEELING)
I'd rather have you stab me with a spear than watch this.
Hey, Tobe, go fuck yourself.
Suck a D.
Ask them if they thought to hook their cameras
Thank you.
I don't know.