Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Emma Shlarpe. - Emma, how long you had trouble with your bones?

Here, I'll hold that for you. How are you? Good to see you.

Fall into the spirit of Jesus Christ!

Well, sorry, Will, I don't do slow.

[thunder rumbles]

'Cause you owe me that drink, Will.

The Lord is my light and my salvation. Of whom shall I fear?

Absolutely true.

[Jonas] Come on, Janey, wake up, baby.

We're gonna hire us a new Angel, and I don't even care if the guy can sing.

Well, let Jesus fix it. You gotta let Jesus.

That, and salvation.

I hear Satan knocking, but he can't come in.

- [door slams] - And right.

- [Jane] So here we'll make such as drought. - [Jonas] All right.

- Would you give him a message for me? - Yeah.

But what they really need... is love.

I say he can't do it. He can't do it.

not what's on his head!

- The Lord is my strength! - [music plays]

- Yes, sir. - Come on, people.

♪ The spirit will set you free ♪

♪ When the road gets rocky ♪

Without it, you've got nothing.

- Somebody say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!

- Someone who's never touched a drop? - [crowd] No!

- [laughs] - Can I read it?

Hoov, where are you?

Well, I'll just give you your answer, sister.

[laughs] This town is full of single women.

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, you should talk. Here you are consorting with the enemy.

First moment, you wonder, Can I touch them?

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

Come on up and thank the Lord for his saving!

[Jane] What is he doing here?

Well, you know what they say, The hand is quicker than the eye.

OK, I got the Wellesley decal thing, I got the wedding band,

Thirty seconds.

- Well, that's not the point. - Relax. Pathos isn't contagious.

- Now Sister Jane Larson is gonna pass among you... - Brother Jonas.

Well, make sure somebody hits him up personally, all right?

[both laughing]

A magnificent sunrise,

I ever tell you I was East Coast Chess Champion 1971?

In an isolated cabin, deep in the Appalachian Mountains,

Jonas, don't you have something to do? Get on the bus!

- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪

Now, I got the fee, I'll do the paperwork.

to stand against the wiles of the devil!

'cause his faith wasn't strong enough.

- [girl] You like it? - [man] Yeah.

♪ walking, walking, singing Shouting ♪

back with the same mate, year after year.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

Jonas, why don't you just give this to me already.

Then do it, let him fix it, let him in.

I've got a little surprise myself.

If there's even one among you who doubts.

Let's assume for a second I was what you said I was.

[Calvin] Then, when you said to take it back, I did that.

and daughter to go home to.

- You're right about that. - Goddamn it, Jonas!

One more show of faith. 'Cause that's what this is about. Faith.

Why don't you tell him to go kick some shit.

[♪ Don Henley:Sit Down You're Rockin' The Boat]

♪ Call him up Call him up ♪

Take it down just a second. We got someone special here.

I'll have the KKK omelet.

And he made a donation. Unbelievable.

[Angels singing]

- Yeah. - I bet they do.

The problem, Jerry Joe, is, uh,

Besides, this one was kind of cute for a change.

So I want you to take back all your money. That's right, you heard me!

then and only then may you support this ministry.

- Aluminum siding! - [cheering]

The drug store soda fountain,

[knocking on door]

♪ Tell me, are you ready? ♪

Now, concentrate. Population, 22 something.

Hold it, kid. I had nothing to do with you walking.

The jails are full of stories like that.

I'm not the one giving out free samples.

♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪

The biggest power, the biggest man with the plan.

You can't keep a Great Dane on a bus, Jane.

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪

OK, first female serial killer?