Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Would you give him a message for me? - Yeah.

Well, I'll just give you your answer, sister.

♪ Call him up Call him up ♪

I'll have the KKK omelet.

I say he can't do it. He can't do it.

'cause his faith wasn't strong enough.

Fall into the spirit of Jesus Christ!

But what they really need... is love.

Now, concentrate. Population, 22 something.

- Aluminum siding! - [cheering]

The drug store soda fountain,

The Lord is my light and my salvation. Of whom shall I fear?

The problem, Jerry Joe, is, uh,

[Jane] What is he doing here?

[Jonas] Come on, Janey, wake up, baby.

- Now Sister Jane Larson is gonna pass among you... - Brother Jonas.

I've got a little surprise myself.

Besides, this one was kind of cute for a change.

Well, sorry, Will, I don't do slow.

to stand against the wiles of the devil!

[laughs] This town is full of single women.

Well, let Jesus fix it. You gotta let Jesus.

Hold it, kid. I had nothing to do with you walking.

The jails are full of stories like that.

Well, make sure somebody hits him up personally, all right?

[both laughing]

First moment, you wonder, Can I touch them?

Now, I got the fee, I'll do the paperwork.

- You're right about that. - Goddamn it, Jonas!

and daughter to go home to.

[♪ Don Henley:Sit Down You're Rockin' The Boat]

- [Jane] So here we'll make such as drought. - [Jonas] All right.

And he made a donation. Unbelievable.

- [girl] You like it? - [man] Yeah.

- Yeah. - I bet they do.

then and only then may you support this ministry.

One more show of faith. 'Cause that's what this is about. Faith.

Why don't you tell him to go kick some shit.

not what's on his head!

Oh, you should talk. Here you are consorting with the enemy.

[indistinct chatter]

♪ The spirit will set you free ♪

♪ When the road gets rocky ♪

Without it, you've got nothing.

Jonas, don't you have something to do? Get on the bus!

That, and salvation.

- Well, that's not the point. - Relax. Pathos isn't contagious.

If there's even one among you who doubts.

Jonas, why don't you just give this to me already.

Absolutely true.

So I want you to take back all your money. That's right, you heard me!

- [door slams] - And right.

[thunder rumbles]

- [laughs] - Can I read it?

A magnificent sunrise,

Thirty seconds.

♪ walking, walking, singing Shouting ♪

- Here you go. - Oh, thank you.

- Yes, sir. - Come on, people.

Well, you know what they say, The hand is quicker than the eye.

We're gonna hire us a new Angel, and I don't even care if the guy can sing.

I ever tell you I was East Coast Chess Champion 1971?

OK, first female serial killer?

I'm not the one giving out free samples.

'Cause you owe me that drink, Will.

The biggest power, the biggest man with the plan.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

Hoov, where are you?

[knocking on door]

- Someone who's never touched a drop? - [crowd] No!

Come on up and thank the Lord for his saving!

Here, I'll hold that for you. How are you? Good to see you.

back with the same mate, year after year.

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

♪ Tell me, are you ready? ♪

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪

OK, I got the Wellesley decal thing, I got the wedding band,

Take it down just a second. We got someone special here.

- The Lord is my strength! - [music plays]

[Calvin] Then, when you said to take it back, I did that.

- Somebody say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!

Then do it, let him fix it, let him in.

You can't keep a Great Dane on a bus, Jane.

[Angels singing]

♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪

I hear Satan knocking, but he can't come in.

Let's assume for a second I was what you said I was.

- Emma Shlarpe. - Emma, how long you had trouble with your bones?

In an isolated cabin, deep in the Appalachian Mountains,

♪ Sit down Sit down ♪