Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

In the book of Psalms, the 27th chapter reads as thus:
Sheriff Braverman sent me to check for violations.
And he's coming through me special delivery! Hallelujah!
eating macaroni helper and day-old bread,
Take it from me, babe, you can't have it both ways.
Uh, sorry, kid, I gotta go.
You have the right to remain silent.
♪ On the king's highway ♪
Ancillaries have had massive layoffs and the banks report
What's the matter? You seem down.
Well, it's a much better view, and this ol' chair
And that's why if Jonas was wearing pantyhose
Do you or do you not have the documents?
You'll get it when I die.
rests in the heart of a cynic.
- [woman] Come on. -I'm talking about...
[man] Amen.
You never did.
is the genuine article. And you, kid,
You got to have it or you can't get healed.
- Are you ready for the word? - [cheering]
- Arthritis in the shoulders, preacher. - Arthritis in your shoulders?
I've been face down in the gutter,
I have a great seat right down in front of the preacher for you.
Do you know how he landed in that orphanage?
Come on, preacher. Come on!
Never underestimate the power of belief, boy.
- [laughter] - What's going on?
- [cheering] - Say, Thank you, Jesus!
Plant the twenties before they leave.
Hey, rev. Hey, rev, what about me?
- Details, the mark of a great con. - Forget it, Jonas.
♪ Are you ready? ♪
All right, it's about time for a miracle!
And I, Jonas Nightengale, will not be burned!
Thank you, Jesus!
it's how to spot the genuine article.
But I'm telling you, this is different.
Now, stand up and tell me if I'm hearing the Lord right.
Listen, kid, God doesn't have a trucker's license.
Right you are, Sadie, you need all the help you can get. And you, too, Jake.
beautiful music, no.
♪ Hallelujah Hallelujah ♪
- [cheering] - Are you ready for a miracle?
The closest he ever came to a church was The Mary and Joseph Orphanage,
- Jonas! He's a good boy, too. - He's great.
Believe in the Lord and cure your backaches!
Dolores, you are such a bone-hound.
What's a girl to do?
What do you think, you were chosen to suffer?
- [crowd cheers] - Fall into Jesus.
- [crowd] Hallelujah! - Lookin' good, Jo Jo.
Someday, you may want to slow down.
With it, I've seen a mute sing Hallelujah
♪ Ready Ready ♪
No, sir. Not a soul.
Then some rich asshole takes not only your wife,
- What's he doing? - Going too far, as usual. Big surprise.
- The Lord is your strength! - [music plays]
in the service of the Lord would return your money ten-fold? Would you believe me?
You say, The meek shall inherit the earth.
- [man] He see you? - [driver] I don't think so.
The waitress and Tiny Tim. That story about the trucker,
♪ Walking, talking Singing, shouting ♪
Are you saying you think you're a fake?
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪
I always say, The best way to forget your own troubles
She wants to know if there's gonna be a twister at her son's home in Wilmington.
The reverend has just arrived.
gonna be standing on the sidewalk in front of the diner.
I see him in your eyes! I feel him beating in your hearts!
I'm a quick study.
I want to thank you.
Praise God. Praise God. Praise God.
in his fancy car, all the while thinking,
- a guard for his babies... - Hallelujah!
You can call me Jane.
Because you lost the one person who really loved you.
Sister, you're suffering deeply.
[Jane] Girl in glitter jeans is pregnant.
if he can walk that straight, righteous path,
Whew! I'm feelin'... I'm feelin' something tonight.
[music stops]
the Lord is speaking to me right now.
- Praise the Lord. - For the Israelites, he parted the sea.
- [crowd murmuring] - I hung out in bars.
♪ Yes, sir ♪
♪ And blessed be the meek ♪
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
Where is she sitting? Oh. Town's small, Jonas.
And I am going to reach deep inside mine
You ought to see the money coming in. It's through the roof, man.
Well, maybe I can fix it.
But send a miracle through my hands to help my sister Emma.
and he asks you to do the same.
[choir continues singing]
Because God don't want no doubt money, no!
- Damn, this was a new shirt. - Have you tried turpentine?
Receive a fresh anointing! Watch out, I'm vibrating!