Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it's how to spot the genuine article.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Never underestimate the power of belief, boy.
Because you lost the one person who really loved you.
Are you saying you think you're a fake?
and he asks you to do the same.
But I'm telling you, this is different.
Praise God. Praise God. Praise God.
[man] Amen.
You got to have it or you can't get healed.
- Arthritis in the shoulders, preacher. - Arthritis in your shoulders?
You can call me Jane.
All right, it's about time for a miracle!
the Lord is speaking to me right now.
in his fancy car, all the while thinking,
You never did.
in the service of the Lord would return your money ten-fold? Would you believe me?
With it, I've seen a mute sing Hallelujah
And I am going to reach deep inside mine
♪ Are you ready? ♪
You ought to see the money coming in. It's through the roof, man.
- [woman] Come on. -I'm talking about...
Right you are, Sadie, you need all the help you can get. And you, too, Jake.
Hey, rev. Hey, rev, what about me?
The waitress and Tiny Tim. That story about the trucker,
No, sir. Not a soul.
And he's coming through me special delivery! Hallelujah!
- The Lord is your strength! - [music plays]
Now, stand up and tell me if I'm hearing the Lord right.
- [laughter] - What's going on?
What do you think, you were chosen to suffer?
I've been face down in the gutter,
beautiful music, no.
I always say, The best way to forget your own troubles
- Jonas! He's a good boy, too. - He's great.
- [cheering] - Say, Thank you, Jesus!
Sheriff Braverman sent me to check for violations.
♪ Ready Ready ♪
Sister, you're suffering deeply.
if he can walk that straight, righteous path,
- What's he doing? - Going too far, as usual. Big surprise.
Well, it's a much better view, and this ol' chair
Dolores, you are such a bone-hound.
Come on, preacher. Come on!
- Details, the mark of a great con. - Forget it, Jonas.
Listen, kid, God doesn't have a trucker's license.
Where is she sitting? Oh. Town's small, Jonas.
is the genuine article. And you, kid,
But send a miracle through my hands to help my sister Emma.
Then some rich asshole takes not only your wife,
- Are you ready for the word? - [cheering]
- [crowd murmuring] - I hung out in bars.
- [man] He see you? - [driver] I don't think so.
Plant the twenties before they leave.
The reverend has just arrived.
Whew! I'm feelin'... I'm feelin' something tonight.
And I, Jonas Nightengale, will not be burned!
- [crowd cheers] - Fall into Jesus.
I have a great seat right down in front of the preacher for you.
♪ And blessed be the meek ♪
♪ Hallelujah Hallelujah ♪
I want to thank you.
What's a girl to do?
- Damn, this was a new shirt. - Have you tried turpentine?
The closest he ever came to a church was The Mary and Joseph Orphanage,
I'm a quick study.
I see him in your eyes! I feel him beating in your hearts!
Uh, sorry, kid, I gotta go.
[Jane] Girl in glitter jeans is pregnant.
Because God don't want no doubt money, no!
You have the right to remain silent.
Someday, you may want to slow down.
- [cheering] - Are you ready for a miracle?
Well, maybe I can fix it.
Ancillaries have had massive layoffs and the banks report
[choir continues singing]
♪ On the king's highway ♪
gonna be standing on the sidewalk in front of the diner.
- Praise the Lord. - For the Israelites, he parted the sea.
♪ Yes, sir ♪
She wants to know if there's gonna be a twister at her son's home in Wilmington.
- a guard for his babies... - Hallelujah!
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
rests in the heart of a cynic.
Do you know how he landed in that orphanage?
♪ Walking, talking Singing, shouting ♪
In the book of Psalms, the 27th chapter reads as thus:
[music stops]
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
- [crowd] Hallelujah! - Lookin' good, Jo Jo.
Receive a fresh anointing! Watch out, I'm vibrating!
You'll get it when I die.
What's the matter? You seem down.
And that's why if Jonas was wearing pantyhose
Believe in the Lord and cure your backaches!
♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪
Thank you, Jesus!
Do you or do you not have the documents?
You say, The meek shall inherit the earth.
eating macaroni helper and day-old bread,
Take it from me, babe, you can't have it both ways.