Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where for five years he waits for her, still believing she's going to come and get him.
and it's been pretty hard putting food on the table.
[reporters clamoring]
You know it looks better on me.
Two chilies. Hold the onions.
Set up. We'll play here.
Souvenir. It was someone I once knew.
but soon I discovered the blessing of my birth.
Uh, electric fence.
And now let's go give some empty lives a little meaning.
And you, sir, in the yellow shirt, come on up on stage.
Sir, put your hands on the bus, feet apart.
Look, um, Will said he's got a surprise for you.
[baby crying]
Let Jesus fix it, brother. Hey, somebody run! Somebody run!
I found a breeder in Clydedale.
Sweet, tender caresses of the Lord.
sixty-five dollars a pop just to walk in the door.
But this morning, I had 30 dollars in my wallet.
OK. You ready to check your receiver?
[choir vocalizing]
So the cops lug him off to Our Mother of Neglect,
♪ The Lord is the strength of my life ♪
Why don't you try a laying on hands?
- I'm just greasing the wheels. - Till one in the morning? That's a lot of grease.
[Jane] Same section, yellow shirt, hearing problem.
Aluminum siding.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Touch Jesus! Reach up and touch Jesus!
but if she catches me talking to you... I gotta go, OK?
Let's see, we've had the fire department, we've had the sanitation department.
Tell me, do most of the cops fall for your act?
Never been there.
- You pick him. - You finished?
Well, I... I wanted to know if I could go with you.
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
[Matt] You give that kid a haircut
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
Yes. That trick's worth it, though.
Some pale-skinned virgin priest?
- I assume his parents died. - His parents?
[man] Gives you a warm feeling, like a pot belly stove.
Everyone you meet is just another sinner,
Well, I know how it feels to see old man Raylove driving around town
Well, let me tell you something,
- Ah! - [applause]
A playing card. My only royal flush. Signed by Shorty Caswell.
I'll take the diet plate, please.
♪ I said to myself, Sit down ♪
- Goodbye, Jane. - Goodbye, Will.
Why'd you make so many suckers?
Shit! Shit!
Places to go, people to rip off.
♪ And I said to myself Sit down ♪
It's like she's got fuming down to an art.
- [crowd murmuring] - Now what was it, you ask, made me different?
Have you read it? OK, we're gonna go over it again, OK?
that's going on out there. It seems sometimes
Kansas radio. When the going gets tough,
- Praise the Lord, brother. - [Jonas] People, the Lord spoke to me tonight
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
three! Gone.
And if you want to give up womanizing, who you gonna talk to?
Hey, Tony, I'm dressing.
[siren wailing]
Do a good thing. Pack it up.
Fishing cap, section four, row F.
all you got to do, all you got to do,
Come on, Jonas.
- I sure am. - He's building a fence, gonna harm your kids, right?
Is it the sweet nectar your crops are craving? Is it tears of joy?
Gee, Gidge, you feel bad for the poor people, but you want to keep their money.
Guys.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Take it down just a second.
[Jonas] Local law. The Attack of the Puny Brains.
Oh, I'm feeling the power tonight! I'm feeling the power!
- Sit down here, baby. - [indistinct chatter]
- ♪ Shouting ♪ - ♪ Shouting ♪
Doing your job is one thing,
I just want to know how come you gave up.
- [Jonas] OK, try me. - [Jane] All right.
Anyway... [continues indistinct]
So they sure can't afford a con man like you.
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
- Good night, folks! - [boy] Good night, sir.
Well, maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
or else those yokels would have torn it down.
You heard? Little lovers' tiff?
Well, all my life, I've been different.
If I leave it on the stock too long, it rots on the way to market.
See how this feels.
[Jonas] Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! We got to turn it loose, Bruce,
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
Wow, nice room.
- Do it. - You're a genius, man!
[whinnies]
Whoo-hooo!
Take a look at what just walked in.
all you got to do, if you want to feel faith,