Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

where for five years he waits for her, still believing she's going to come and get him.
or else those yokels would have torn it down.
- [Jonas] OK, try me. - [Jane] All right.
Some pale-skinned virgin priest?
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
that's going on out there. It seems sometimes
Touch Jesus! Reach up and touch Jesus!
I found a breeder in Clydedale.
three! Gone.
- Do it. - You're a genius, man!
all you got to do, all you got to do,
sixty-five dollars a pop just to walk in the door.
Sir, put your hands on the bus, feet apart.
- You pick him. - You finished?
So the cops lug him off to Our Mother of Neglect,
Why don't you try a laying on hands?
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
But this morning, I had 30 dollars in my wallet.
[man] Gives you a warm feeling, like a pot belly stove.
Well, I know how it feels to see old man Raylove driving around town
So they sure can't afford a con man like you.
and it's been pretty hard putting food on the table.
- I'm just greasing the wheels. - Till one in the morning? That's a lot of grease.
[Jonas] Local law. The Attack of the Puny Brains.
Let Jesus fix it, brother. Hey, somebody run! Somebody run!
Yes. That trick's worth it, though.
[reporters clamoring]
- [crowd murmuring] - Now what was it, you ask, made me different?
- Good night, folks! - [boy] Good night, sir.
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
Souvenir. It was someone I once knew.
[choir vocalizing]
[Jane] Same section, yellow shirt, hearing problem.
OK. You ready to check your receiver?
Do a good thing. Pack it up.
And now let's go give some empty lives a little meaning.
You heard? Little lovers' tiff?
- Ah! - [applause]
Well, let me tell you something,
Gee, Gidge, you feel bad for the poor people, but you want to keep their money.
Come on, Jonas.
Well, all my life, I've been different.
- Praise the Lord, brother. - [Jonas] People, the Lord spoke to me tonight
- Goodbye, Jane. - Goodbye, Will.
Fishing cap, section four, row F.
Aluminum siding.
[baby crying]
- Sit down here, baby. - [indistinct chatter]
Doing your job is one thing,
Never been there.
Well, maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
Set up. We'll play here.
Hey, Tony, I'm dressing.
[whinnies]
Two chilies. Hold the onions.
[siren wailing]
If I leave it on the stock too long, it rots on the way to market.
but soon I discovered the blessing of my birth.
Why'd you make so many suckers?
Is it the sweet nectar your crops are craving? Is it tears of joy?
- I assume his parents died. - His parents?
[Jonas] Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! We got to turn it loose, Bruce,
Let's see, we've had the fire department, we've had the sanitation department.
[Matt] You give that kid a haircut
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
Look, um, Will said he's got a surprise for you.
See how this feels.
Tell me, do most of the cops fall for your act?
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
You know it looks better on me.
And you, sir, in the yellow shirt, come on up on stage.
It's like she's got fuming down to an art.
♪ And I said to myself Sit down ♪
Oh, I'm feeling the power tonight! I'm feeling the power!
Everyone you meet is just another sinner,
Shit! Shit!
- ♪ Shouting ♪ - ♪ Shouting ♪
♪ The Lord is the strength of my life ♪
Anyway... [continues indistinct]
- I sure am. - He's building a fence, gonna harm your kids, right?
Wow, nice room.
Sweet, tender caresses of the Lord.
Guys.
Have you read it? OK, we're gonna go over it again, OK?
I'll take the diet plate, please.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
I just want to know how come you gave up.
Kansas radio. When the going gets tough,
Whoo-hooo!
Uh, electric fence.
Well, I... I wanted to know if I could go with you.
Take a look at what just walked in.
A playing card. My only royal flush. Signed by Shorty Caswell.
all you got to do, if you want to feel faith,
♪ I said to myself, Sit down ♪
And if you want to give up womanizing, who you gonna talk to?
Places to go, people to rip off.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Take it down just a second.
but if she catches me talking to you... I gotta go, OK?