Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Testing, sibilance, one, two.

Turn it loose. Let him fix it and let him in.

And tonight, in your hour of doubt, the Lord God Almighty has spoken to me.

♪ People all said, Sit down ♪

And he wants these special people to be saved right up here on the stage with me.

An oldie but goodie.

- ♪ Oh, Jesus ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪

- N-O. -What I do need

[shuts radio off]

Nice move, kid.

♪ And told I'm no good ♪

You're gonna get it now.

- They couldn't wait to tell me. - Tiny, you got the smoke ready?

- Emma. Emma Shlarpe. - Well, Emma,

[laughs] Genius!

My husband couldn't handle it when they repossessed the farm.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

Praise the Lord! It's a miracle!

but what I promise, I deliver.

I don't know why my brother's walking,

Afraid his hair would fall out and his wife would stop loving him.

- What are you talking about? - I got to admit, they got a great act.

♪ Raised up Lazarus from the dead ♪

- Well... - I can do a lot of things. I'll earn my keep.

who you gonna talk to?

♪ Great big wave ♪

- Just doing my job. - Yeah, I can see that.

You say, Love never endeth.

So when you say to me, Jonas, when's it gonna rain?

I'm having an accessory crisis.

Tell you what. Keep your eye on the squirt gun, all right?

Life's too short to go without music.

♪ I've been lonely I been cheated ♪

♪ Are you ready? ♪

How's the badge taking all this, anyway?

I'll take that as a compliment.

All right, are you gonna tell me what really happened out there?

about anybody or anything, do you?

a green light when I thought it would turn red.

Too busy to sleep. Places to go and people to do.

Then what if I told you that one righteous day

that all your sins wrapped up in one

- Jonas, can you hear me? - That's fine.

[Georgette] Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm.

Jonas, I got to hand it to you. I don't know how you did it,

But if you haven't, you better get off your ass, 'cause nobody up there

Besides, the badge saw the setup on the bus last night.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

relax, pathos isn't contagious!

The fear is bigger than money or real estate.

Some would say it's an old wives' tale, the power of the caul,

Hey, do you know what that means? We could play here all...

♪ Tell him what you want ♪

[Adam] Erica, the gun is my property, and I want it.

and every star right in your hand.

Sort of a Holy Grail of road pussy kind of thing?

Receive the holy anointing of brother bobcat!!

Told him she forgot her wallet and that she'd be right back, he should wait on the corner.

[Jonas] Boy, your wife is some character. She was great to meet.

Will, you've known me three days.

[choir chatters indistinctly]

Look, that is not one of our shills in there.

- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

You're among friends. You want to testify?

[crowd cheering]

♪ On that tiny boat to heaven ♪

[crowd gasping]

I feel a healing coming on!

- Amen, preacher! - So he got himself a lawyer for his business,

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

The sight inside a man's soul.

So come on. You can tell me the truth.

- Come right in. - [organ music plays]

I believe things happen for a reason.

and everywhere you go is just another hell.

License and registration, sir.

Receive the holy anointing of Jesus.

...Lowell. Let's see...

...no one can keep you out of the kingdom of heaven.

Yeah. All the events you do sitting down.

It's sad out there, that's all I have to say.

♪ By some chance ♪

- So you don't have a church. - I have a ministry,

♪ It's a highway up to heaven... ♪

But... Can I see you after the show?

No rich stepdaddy can give her that, Lowell.

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

Ooh, child, he looks nasty.