Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪

♪ Great big wave ♪

♪ Raised up Lazarus from the dead ♪

[Jonas] Boy, your wife is some character. She was great to meet.

♪ By some chance ♪

And tonight, in your hour of doubt, the Lord God Almighty has spoken to me.

Sort of a Holy Grail of road pussy kind of thing?

Some would say it's an old wives' tale, the power of the caul,

But if you haven't, you better get off your ass, 'cause nobody up there

- Amen, preacher! - So he got himself a lawyer for his business,

- Well... - I can do a lot of things. I'll earn my keep.

Jonas, I got to hand it to you. I don't know how you did it,

Receive the holy anointing of Jesus.

Tell you what. Keep your eye on the squirt gun, all right?

- Come right in. - [organ music plays]

So come on. You can tell me the truth.

- ♪ Oh, Jesus ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪

Nice move, kid.

But... Can I see you after the show?

[choir chatters indistinctly]

I don't know why my brother's walking,

So when you say to me, Jonas, when's it gonna rain?

Will, you've known me three days.

Receive the holy anointing of brother bobcat!!

Then what if I told you that one righteous day

- So you don't have a church. - I have a ministry,

[Georgette] Yes. Yes. Mm-hmm.

You say, Love never endeth.

No rich stepdaddy can give her that, Lowell.

♪ I've been lonely I been cheated ♪

that all your sins wrapped up in one

I believe things happen for a reason.

Life's too short to go without music.

...no one can keep you out of the kingdom of heaven.

♪ On that tiny boat to heaven ♪

Besides, the badge saw the setup on the bus last night.

I feel a healing coming on!

- N-O. -What I do need

[crowd gasping]

[crowd cheering]

It's sad out there, that's all I have to say.

You're gonna get it now.

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

♪ And told I'm no good ♪

[shuts radio off]

All right, are you gonna tell me what really happened out there?

who you gonna talk to?

- Emma. Emma Shlarpe. - Well, Emma,

Look, that is not one of our shills in there.

Testing, sibilance, one, two.

♪ People all said, Sit down ♪

Afraid his hair would fall out and his wife would stop loving him.

Too busy to sleep. Places to go and people to do.

You're among friends. You want to testify?

...Lowell. Let's see...

Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

- What are you talking about? - I got to admit, they got a great act.

Told him she forgot her wallet and that she'd be right back, he should wait on the corner.

♪ It's a highway up to heaven... ♪

Yeah. All the events you do sitting down.

[Adam] Erica, the gun is my property, and I want it.

I'm having an accessory crisis.

- Jonas, can you hear me? - That's fine.

[laughs] Genius!

Hey, do you know what that means? We could play here all...

Praise the Lord! It's a miracle!

♪ Are you ready? ♪

And he wants these special people to be saved right up here on the stage with me.

♪ Tell him what you want ♪

but what I promise, I deliver.

The sight inside a man's soul.

a green light when I thought it would turn red.

Ooh, child, he looks nasty.

- Just doing my job. - Yeah, I can see that.

- They couldn't wait to tell me. - Tiny, you got the smoke ready?

How's the badge taking all this, anyway?

My husband couldn't handle it when they repossessed the farm.

and every star right in your hand.

The fear is bigger than money or real estate.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

relax, pathos isn't contagious!

and everywhere you go is just another hell.

License and registration, sir.

I'll take that as a compliment.

about anybody or anything, do you?

An oldie but goodie.

Turn it loose. Let him fix it and let him in.