Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn but God.
[siren wailing]
- Oh! - [Will] Hey!
Yeah, you go to high school here?
So glad you could make it.
Rustwater reminds me of my own hometown.
Did you study my summary on the old folks?
♪ I been cheated I been misunderstood ♪
but by The Man with the 12-gauge
You know, you gotta pick 'em while they're ripe.
You talk to him and serve him up your best fried chicken.
- Well, ma'am, sorry about the drink, but I'm on duty. - Ma'am?
- Bless you. - Yes. Bless you. Bless you.
- [gasping] - [Jane] Section three, first row,
- Thank you, brother Lowell. - I can't thank you enough, and thanks for these.
Yes, sir!
Oh, yeah, right. I can just see it.
You know, Marva, I've seen a lot of people lie to themselves,
and they say a baby born with the caul is given the second sight.
And the last thing I need is another snake-oil salesman
'Cause yours is the best in the county, ain't it, ma'am?
A woman is like a slingshot.
Now, remember, the more you give, the more you live.
It's a tough policy, but it works for me.
What can Brother Jonas do for you tonight, sir?
What do we got now, the Girl Scouts?
the little movie theater, the one with the real butter.
...a $2,000 hairpiece
Beautiful wife, two sweet kids.
from lowliness to holiness,
You're a little too old to be running away with the circus, aren't you, kid?
and bring your wife along with you. We'll see you there tonight.
that tonight the fate of an innocent
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
The crew has a bet going.
[woman on radio] Rumor has it that the crucifix
If you're already walking with Jesus,
- ♪ I had brought my dice along ♪ - [explosion]
Let us sell you Bibles.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ God ♪
- in the holy name of Jesus! - [grunts]
- How you doin'? Come in. - [indistinct chatter]
Pendejo de mier, me tiraste de mi supermoto
and I'll roll you right on down there.
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
- [cheering] - Yo, I'm here.
[man] Absolutely.
...who can lead you off that crooked road? You need a real sinner, people.
Afraid his children would fall victim to foul play.
[cheering]
- Amazing! - ...make him your friend.
that just because a person didn't show up,
[Jane] Whoa!
♪ Because you help me be strong ♪
I want you all to know where it's going.
Hello, Boyd.
You're not gonna need this any longer. I cast out your chains.
What's the deal with the cherry hat again?
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
[choir singing]
- Say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!
I always expect it, Janey, that's why I always win.
- Whites only. - [laughing] Get out of here.
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
Hearing problem.
I heard what you said last night
can you tell me the answer to our brother's question?
I'm not talking about your ex-wife.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
- [laughter] - Come to the tent meeting. Miracles and wonders.
Utahns Praying for the rain to start... I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
Up in New York, they got Broadway shows that cost
[all continue shouting]
Now, just yesterday, the bank gave you last warning on foreclosure.
and find an answer placed there by God.
♪ Since you came along ♪
but even you must believe because this boy's chances of walking are in your hands.
- I'll cover that. - Yo, Roger, frequency six. Check your local listings.
♪ But with you I belong ♪
Come on, Will, I know you think I'm crooked, so why'd you ask me here?
- That sense of longing, of needing the Lord. - [Georgette] Yeah.
So when God's chariot arrives, you're ready to step on board!
We've got a 27 percent unemployment rate.
He rests with the angels.
Come on, Emma. Walk to me, Emma.
Say, Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
we've got nothing to believe in.
Sure, you did. Everybody saw it.
Thanks.
- [woman] What about the boy? - [man] What about Boyd?
Ooh.
♪ Are you ready? ♪
Rain!
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
Wait'll you see this.
Well, think again, Adam Chandler.
♪ Since you came along Oh, yeah ♪
and looked up into the face of God.
I'm so sick and tired of your manipulating.
- I'm bettin' with Lucille. - Praise you, Lucille.
- force me not to file for divorce. - [laughing]
the dressing down for your boss,
[Will] If I pick it too soon, it won't sweeten.