Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[siren wailing]
- Say, Hallelujah! - [crowd] Hallelujah!
- force me not to file for divorce. - [laughing]
Yes, sir!
We've got a 27 percent unemployment rate.
and they say a baby born with the caul is given the second sight.
Sure, you did. Everybody saw it.
You know, you gotta pick 'em while they're ripe.
[woman on radio] Rumor has it that the crucifix
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
What do we got now, the Girl Scouts?
but by The Man with the 12-gauge
Now, just yesterday, the bank gave you last warning on foreclosure.
that tonight the fate of an innocent
♪ Because you help me be strong ♪
that just because a person didn't show up,
- That sense of longing, of needing the Lord. - [Georgette] Yeah.
Did you study my summary on the old folks?
Say, Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
we've got nothing to believe in.
Let us sell you Bibles.
and bring your wife along with you. We'll see you there tonight.
[all continue shouting]
- ♪ I had brought my dice along ♪ - [explosion]
If you're already walking with Jesus,
but even you must believe because this boy's chances of walking are in your hands.
- I'll cover that. - Yo, Roger, frequency six. Check your local listings.
He rests with the angels.
You're a little too old to be running away with the circus, aren't you, kid?
You know, Marva, I've seen a lot of people lie to themselves,
I heard what you said last night
the little movie theater, the one with the real butter.
You're not gonna need this any longer. I cast out your chains.
The crew has a bet going.
- [cheering] - Yo, I'm here.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
- [woman] What about the boy? - [man] What about Boyd?
[Jane] Whoa!
♪ Since you came along Oh, yeah ♪
and I'll roll you right on down there.
Afraid his children would fall victim to foul play.
So when God's chariot arrives, you're ready to step on board!
and find an answer placed there by God.
Ooh.
- in the holy name of Jesus! - [grunts]
- Amazing! - ...make him your friend.
A woman is like a slingshot.
can you tell me the answer to our brother's question?
'Cause yours is the best in the county, ain't it, ma'am?
♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪
- [gasping] - [Jane] Section three, first row,
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
I want you all to know where it's going.
the dressing down for your boss,
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Are you ready? ♪
I'm so sick and tired of your manipulating.
It's a tough policy, but it works for me.
...a $2,000 hairpiece
What's the deal with the cherry hat again?
I'm not talking about your ex-wife.
Hello, Boyd.
What can Brother Jonas do for you tonight, sir?
- I'm bettin' with Lucille. - Praise you, Lucille.
- How you doin'? Come in. - [indistinct chatter]
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
You talk to him and serve him up your best fried chicken.
- Whites only. - [laughing] Get out of here.
A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn but God.
- Oh! - [Will] Hey!
from lowliness to holiness,
Come on, Will, I know you think I'm crooked, so why'd you ask me here?
Wait'll you see this.
♪ But with you I belong ♪
And the last thing I need is another snake-oil salesman
♪ God ♪
- Thank you, brother Lowell. - I can't thank you enough, and thanks for these.
- Well, ma'am, sorry about the drink, but I'm on duty. - Ma'am?
Now, remember, the more you give, the more you live.
♪ I been cheated I been misunderstood ♪
- [laughter] - Come to the tent meeting. Miracles and wonders.
Up in New York, they got Broadway shows that cost
Well, think again, Adam Chandler.
Hearing problem.
[Will] If I pick it too soon, it won't sweeten.
- Bless you. - Yes. Bless you. Bless you.
Pendejo de mier, me tiraste de mi supermoto
[cheering]
...who can lead you off that crooked road? You need a real sinner, people.
I always expect it, Janey, that's why I always win.
Rustwater reminds me of my own hometown.
and looked up into the face of God.
Utahns Praying for the rain to start... I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
Come on, Emma. Walk to me, Emma.
Yeah, you go to high school here?
So glad you could make it.
Rain!
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
Beautiful wife, two sweet kids.
[choir singing]
[man] Absolutely.
Thanks.
♪ Since you came along ♪
Oh, yeah, right. I can just see it.