Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you come and celebrate your faith along with your neighbor.
Four days later, he's there, waiting.
♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪
♪ He said, Greater than this you shall do ♪
- What a shit hole. - Well this was your choice, Einstein, so live with it.
I've been widowed now about a year.
Oh, yeah?
I need to know you're on the side of the Lord.
- Don't mention that she's knocked up, all right? - I'll be good.
[music begins]
[woman screams] The sign of the cross!
I've got someone here who says he can help.
Tell him five shills is enough. He ought to get out of there.
I learned hard crime and I served hard time.
- Preacher, he's got a sore neck. - Receive the anointing
[Hoover] All I know is that by this time tomorrow afternoon,
Don't take it personally, boss.
[clears throat] Guy in cowboy hat says he loves Jesus.
- Someone could notice that. - True. It pisses off the law
Holy name of Jesus. Praise his name.
are the genuine article.
- What's the date? - Uh, two... Hey, it's a small town.
Claire de lune,
and pointing a rifle off the book depository, it wouldn't surprise me.
- [cheering] - If there's any doubt in your hearts,
[Will] Ramsey, you were watching the tent last night.
- Median family income, 21,000, but that was two years ago. - Cute?
Not the cops. You can always get around the cops.
[woman] Hallelujah!
- Years. - Well, God's gonna make a miracle for you tonight.
Yeah, and I pumped the Grange ladies for who's been sleeping around.
trying to destroy a human being is another.
♪ I was on the boat to heaven ♪
♪ Walking on that king's highway ♪
I'm hearing the voice of angels, Jane.
Brother, you drove her away.
You, sir. Come up on stage and be cured of your gambling.
Will, what's that guy from the sanitation department's name?
- Oh, come on, Janey. - No.
Maybe we could even get him to reenact it.
Hey, what's up?
I know we made a lot of money this way,
Our brother's worried how long he has to go.
I've been had, that's what happened. I've been hustled.
- And I say not one! - [Boyd] Rev?
[Erica] Not until I've had a very good explanation.
- Boss, you all right? - Of course I'm all right.
Look what I brought you. They say it's the best in town.
[laughing] Oh!
- [cheering] - Say, Thank you, Jesus.
Gee, I wish I could, ma'am, 'cause I know how Jesus loves to rock.
Seriously. Phil? Oh, I called him Frank.
♪ And as I sank ♪
♪ Well, Jesus is on the mainline ♪
- Whoa. Really? - License and registration.
He was afraid his business would fail.
is gonna do it for you, that's for sure.
- One of. - Sure it was.
- Come on up. - Come right in.
This is for that unfortunate family.
[man] Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
Always look better than they do, Jane.
- Richest family in town, the Rayloves. - Rayloves?
- It happened to me, too! - Me, too! I got 40!
That's not true. My talent is telling people the truth.
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪
- Ain't they beautiful? - Oh!
I don't believe I defended you.
- [all shouting] - That is the word of God!
I'm a law abiding citizen, just like yourself.
won't you tell me what question burns inside this woman's heart?
[crowd yelling]
but a cop who plays violin, what was that?
You know how to play this, Jane. Just watch your step.
Unless you kill me.
still had that spark in your eye.
♪ Talking, walking Singing, shouting ♪
Let's see what we got.
Hey!
- [cheering] - I believe, brother. I believe!
Your husband's been out of work for, what, six months?
♪ Ready as I can be ♪
- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪
- The Lord is the strength! - [music plays]
What do you like, this or this?
- and maybe I can help you with your problem. - Oh, heavens, it's not me.
♪ For whom shall I be ♪
Jonas Nightengale,
That's great. I'm gonna run.
And I say the only thing the meek can count on
- You tell her I'm gonna kill her. - You're meat, baby.
[laughs]
You know, Georgette,
- What can I say, man? - Just say, Thank you, Jesus!
I believe in life.
So I'll see you then.
Your truck broke down and you're looking to cash in.
What are you talking about? I don't see anything.
♪ You got to call him up and tell him what you want ♪
[knocking]
22 percent farm foreclosure on account of five years of dry weather.
I used to jog in my boots.
- used against you in a court of law. - By decade, by religion.
Why won't you leave me alone?
- Maybe I'll call her tonight. - Tonight.
Nice to see you.
You give me the permit, or I dial 212.
You believe in the power of the Lord.
lots of people singing. So come on down,
- [cheering] - [laughter]
to God's own penthouse in the sky.
You say, Is there one among you who is pure of heart?