Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Whoa. Really? - License and registration.
- What a shit hole. - Well this was your choice, Einstein, so live with it.
I used to jog in my boots.
♪ And as I sank ♪
Your truck broke down and you're looking to cash in.
Our brother's worried how long he has to go.
[Hoover] All I know is that by this time tomorrow afternoon,
- You tell her I'm gonna kill her. - You're meat, baby.
What do you like, this or this?
to God's own penthouse in the sky.
You give me the permit, or I dial 212.
is gonna do it for you, that's for sure.
I'm a law abiding citizen, just like yourself.
♪ Ready as I can be ♪
Seriously. Phil? Oh, I called him Frank.
you come and celebrate your faith along with your neighbor.
Don't take it personally, boss.
I've been had, that's what happened. I've been hustled.
Always look better than they do, Jane.
I know we made a lot of money this way,
- Years. - Well, God's gonna make a miracle for you tonight.
Not the cops. You can always get around the cops.
Four days later, he's there, waiting.
This is for that unfortunate family.
are the genuine article.
I learned hard crime and I served hard time.
- [all shouting] - That is the word of God!
[music begins]
Will, what's that guy from the sanitation department's name?
still had that spark in your eye.
- Maybe I'll call her tonight. - Tonight.
You, sir. Come up on stage and be cured of your gambling.
[laughs]
[clears throat] Guy in cowboy hat says he loves Jesus.
You know how to play this, Jane. Just watch your step.
- Ain't they beautiful? - Oh!
- [cheering] - I believe, brother. I believe!
- The Lord is the strength! - [music plays]
- Don't mention that she's knocked up, all right? - I'll be good.
I've been widowed now about a year.
Look what I brought you. They say it's the best in town.
- Preacher, he's got a sore neck. - Receive the anointing
I need to know you're on the side of the Lord.
- What can I say, man? - Just say, Thank you, Jesus!
And I say the only thing the meek can count on
- and maybe I can help you with your problem. - Oh, heavens, it's not me.
[knocking]
Hey!
and pointing a rifle off the book depository, it wouldn't surprise me.
- Richest family in town, the Rayloves. - Rayloves?
♪ Talking, walking Singing, shouting ♪
- And I say not one! - [Boyd] Rev?
You say, Is there one among you who is pure of heart?
What are you talking about? I don't see anything.
I believe in life.
Unless you kill me.
♪ You got to call him up and tell him what you want ♪
♪ I was on the boat to heaven ♪
I don't believe I defended you.
- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Call him up and tell him what you want ♪
Nice to see you.
Jonas Nightengale,
lots of people singing. So come on down,
♪ He said, Greater than this you shall do ♪
Hey, what's up?
♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪
- [cheering] - If there's any doubt in your hearts,
Yeah, and I pumped the Grange ladies for who's been sleeping around.
- Oh, come on, Janey. - No.
Claire de lune,
- What's the date? - Uh, two... Hey, it's a small town.
♪ For whom shall I be ♪
- Someone could notice that. - True. It pisses off the law
Maybe we could even get him to reenact it.
- Come on up. - Come right in.
He was afraid his business would fail.
Holy name of Jesus. Praise his name.
Why won't you leave me alone?
So I'll see you then.
I'm hearing the voice of angels, Jane.
- Median family income, 21,000, but that was two years ago. - Cute?
♪ Well, Jesus is on the mainline ♪
Your husband's been out of work for, what, six months?
[crowd yelling]
That's great. I'm gonna run.
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪
♪ Walking on that king's highway ♪
trying to destroy a human being is another.
Let's see what we got.
[woman] Hallelujah!
That's not true. My talent is telling people the truth.
[Will] Ramsey, you were watching the tent last night.
- [cheering] - Say, Thank you, Jesus.
- used against you in a court of law. - By decade, by religion.
Oh, yeah?
- It happened to me, too! - Me, too! I got 40!
I've got someone here who says he can help.
[Erica] Not until I've had a very good explanation.
Brother, you drove her away.
but a cop who plays violin, what was that?
Tell him five shills is enough. He ought to get out of there.
- [cheering] - [laughter]
You know, Georgette,
You believe in the power of the Lord.
Gee, I wish I could, ma'am, 'cause I know how Jesus loves to rock.
22 percent farm foreclosure on account of five years of dry weather.
- One of. - Sure it was.
[laughing] Oh!
[woman screams] The sign of the cross!
- Boss, you all right? - Of course I'm all right.
[man] Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
won't you tell me what question burns inside this woman's heart?