Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, this room is burning up with the fever of the Lord!
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪
- He put it in the water! - Just like it was baptized.
I told you I had a job to do.
Praise the Lord!
and I have danced with the demon Satan.
♪ That's the moment I woke up ♪
Brother Will!
Look, kid.
And when I say salvation, I'm talking about the only thing in this world that matters.
Thank you.
Ooh. Jonas, your spies are slipping. I was out till two.
♪ I been lonely I been cheated ♪
You know who I'm talking about, Lowell.
But never have I seen anything like this.
They started arriving last week.
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey. Jonas Nightengale.
Yeah, maybe, but that's not why you're late.
♪ Walking, walking Singing, shouting ♪
All right. What if I told you that one good deed
So I'm here, brothers and sisters, to remind you
Something happened. I don't know what it is, but it happened.
Well, it's been a really long day. Can I buy you a beer?
what are friends for?
All right, we got to get back to that old-time religion.
Lying, huh? Your personal area of expertise?
- Somebody say, Amen! - [crowd] Amen!
- Go ahead and make your move. - Hey, kid, what do you think I just did?
- the white shirt, back problem. - And you, sir.
No, kid, I stick with what I want to do.
Yeah, well... [laughs] I'm an easy consort.
Bless you.
And I know she misses the way you protected her. Made her feel like a princess.
- Get up, get up! - Thank you, Jesus.
♪ Tell him what you want ♪
Celebrate the Lord, brother! Celebrate the Lord.
It's a miracle! Dance, Emma, dance!
♪ Restored sight to the blind ♪
You look gorgeous.
What's the matter? Something got you down all of a sudden?
This better be good.
- [Hoover] Hello, Leon. - What do you think?
Trick is not acting like a loser.
Only one thing.
♪ Came and washed me overboard ♪
Tambourines, T-shirts, bumper stickers, Bibles.
[laughing] Oh!
Here?
♪ Sit down Sit down ♪
All right, I got to talk to these people just a sec.
throwing his past up in his face.
[cheering]
Because of the fear.
I tell you what. I sink this one, you guys come to the revival meeting tonight?
- Jack from Neptune! - Come on, come on!
Yes! Yes!
Souls, that is.
- and grand theft auto. - [crowd groaning]
Be strong in the Lord and in the power of his might.
No, no, no, no. My mom is ma'am.
Why aren't you out signing autographs or dancing?
and it's strictly for the suckers.
I just feel bad is all. These people are so broke.
♪ When it doesn't belong ♪
- Oh, ye of little faith. - [laughter]
He says God has forgiven him,
♪ No one can walk there You've got to have a pure heart ♪
Hey, Marva, can I have athй glacй?
Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! You are a slave in the spirit.
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
There's not enough rope in Kansas to hang this boy.
So they tell me.
- so you have to figure. - Jane, I gotta get you a man.
We don't get a replacement part until Tuesday.
or maybe you don't, and you kick yourself.
It's burgers tonight.
[moaning]
Leave? A couple of days, I guess.
- ♪ Ready as I can be ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
The way you smiled at her the night of the prom.
All before the age of 18.
but my wife Kate made me give it all.
Knock yourself out.
- How fast was I going? - Eighty in a 55.
Don't you think I know what time it is? I've been driving all night.
♪ And a heart gets weary ♪
- Whose is this? - That's mine.
- We could use a break anyways. - You gonna get one.
That's funny, I thought they were just good friends.
[laughs]
not by a man with a .357 Magnum,
Watch.
- Where you headed? - Pensacola, Florida.
- Me? - You, brother, feel the power of the Lord!
- Amen! - [crowd shouting]
Come right on in. Hi, how are you?
- Aileen Wuornos. - [man 2] How many victims?
I've never seen such a demonstration of the Lord's plenty.
Receive his holy name.
doctors, therapy, everything, that's great.