Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I say love never starteth!

How I live my life is none of your business. Now, what do you want from me?

[crowd murmuring]

then go ahead, tip the dancing bear.

And the motel guy told me if they don't get rain by this weekend,

- Who, me? - Yes, sir.

Utahns Praying for the rain to start... I'm asking when is it going to Stop...

But, uh, what about towns like this that really need me?

♪ I been misunderstood ♪

- We can't take the chance. - Yeah.

This man's question is really important.

[Jane] How about that ruby ring?

♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪

- [man] He's a fake! - Ain't no way he's a man of God.

- He's got a cold reading. Ten dollar ante, who's in? - I'm with my boss.

Hallelujah! Another miracle! Hallelujah!

- Please forgive me. - Jesus forgives you! Now say, Hallelujah.

Ah! Ooh! Ooh! [laughs] Just kidding.

- Yeah. - What's happening?

would return ten good deeds unto you? Would you believe me?

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

I just bet he did. Go right ahead. We're clean. Go on.

- I'm Jonas. - Hi.

Look, I run a show here. It's a lot of smoke and noise,

you, too, can be saved.

♪ Walking, walking ♪

using my little brother to get me into bed.

If you're still driving that beat-up pickup,

Ah. There you are. Ooh, nice suit.

I don't know, must be your money.

- Damn it, Erica, hand that gun over to me. - You were so sure you held

Well, what do you think?

What is it, brother? Come on up here, don't be shy.

we're gonna be all over every television station in the country.

'Cause the Lord knows you still have doubt in your hearts.

- ♪ The Lord is ♪ - ♪ The Lord is ♪

Oh, these for me?

He's got 80 yards of electrified fence just spittin' distance to the house.

See, Marva, nothing has value without salvation.

Come on, Hoov. Come on, man. Goose 'em.

- What's going on? - Turn me on.

Oh, no. I understand, sheriff.

♪ I feel a healing coming on ♪

- is the faith. - [cheering]

When I got a phone right there on that bus.

Faith that his woman loves what's in his soul,

You've been on the road too long. I'll tell you what.

Those Are The Appalachian Mountains! Those Things Run From Miles! !

And if he doesn't do it, then you win the pot.

Fine. You want to believe that?

♪ Talking, singing, shouting Walking, talking, singing ♪

And, wait a minute...

I'm all done in from the service of the Lord.

I don't think I got any more healing power left in me tonight.

I wonder, since you came so far, would you like to have it?

Um, I want to know when you plan to leave town.

- if they think I got a year's salary on my wrist. - Come on.

- [laughs] - They like me.

just dying to take on some bush-league badge

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

What'd the doctors tell you?

I convinced him it was in his best interest to open late.

I've never seen a room so full of God.

- You have anything like that, rev? - Something I've gotta do?

♪ Walking ♪

They can't afford to feed their families.

Praise Jesus! Praise his name! Praise the Lord! Praise Jesus!

Welcome to the kingdom of heaven.

Yeah. They sure are.

and if you ever sat through church, you know that's better.

Folks have lost their jobs, their land.

to remind me that he is searching for some special people

Eloquent as always.

The drunk driving in Atlanta, remember?

My sister thinks you're a fake.

What it does to you, and what you do back.

- Yes, reverend. - Stand up, darling.

No, it... it's not that.

You have any towels?

♪ Lord, you've got to keep on ♪

His sainted mother took him out shopping one day.

[Will] You feeling better now?

It's just something I got to do.

- This lady needs a job, reverend. - You need a job?

You want to know what every man, woman and child in this tent wants to know.

- Thank you, Jesus. - [choir singing]

♪ Since you came along ♪

Concentrate on your game, Boyd.

You stand up and say, Thank you, Jesus.

Everybody's a loser one of these days.

I need a sign of your faith.

and Jonas has to work them into his sermon.

Mr. Nightengale. I'm so glad I caught you.

You wouldn't mind?

♪ Blessed be the ones who thirst ♪

♪ I been misunderstood ♪

and you put him in some fancy clothes.

[man] This is gonna be good. This is gonna be real good.

So guess what my phrase is?

I'm not asking you to pay for this