Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Relax Pathos isn't contagious
No, no, no, no, sir.
That's incredible! Section one, pink mumu.
♪ Jesus, man of Galilee He walked across the sea ♪
- Hey, brother, how you doin'? - Amen, brother! Amen.
[Jane] Really is rain, and we'll make won't tornado.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
- Next exit, let's get off. -[man] You got it.
Gidget goes Dust Bowl. Fine. Have your little secret.
But there can be no price on salvation.
I'm here man-to-man.
And if God's wisdom is proven to you,
I'll bet the last time you had a man was when Nixon was in office.
[Jane laughs]
♪ But with you I belong ♪
No! N-O.
- What's his name? - Well, he's real smart
and a world-class doctor.
You ever think about settling down?
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
[Will] Wait a minute, reverend.
Before you leave with your hard-earned money in those buckets,
Brother Jonas, I'm wondering,
You need a job? Now you're working for Jesus!
If you knew that, you'd still have a wife
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Have faith in Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
Risking your life for minimum wage?
- [crowd] Yes! - Let me ask you this question.
Views of Central Park, even from the bathroom.
My mother taught me never to settle.
You're worried about your little girl, aren't you?
Because that's what you got to watch out for.
Hey, rev. Lookin' for some souls to save?
I got to talk to these people.
I know there's more to life than my nine-to-five.
♪ To walk there, you've got to have a pure heart ♪
♪ Call him up, call him up ♪
That's right. You can get caught up in the frills of life,
And, let's see, we got, uh...
[coach] OK, guys, let's go.
...Cathy.
Cathy. Son of a bitch.
Before I can do any healin' at all,
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
[applause]
'Course I do. You know, I got 'em.
- [cheering] - Amen!
Whoa! Gee, Lowell, you could have at least bought me dinner first.
- The what? - [laughter]
That was just about the best day of your life, wasn't it?
it makes all the difference in the world.
[woman] Frequency of names.
It's not really me you're mad at.
Come on, close 'em. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Pucker up.
or till our farmers get some rain.
Well, get the strength in your life.
Now, come on up 'cause I'm working for Jesus.
whether you got ten years or ten minutes.
but they don't fool anyone.
- Close your eyes. - They were closed.
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
Praying for the Rain to Start I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
Section two, the blue-haired lady. She's got arthritis.
We're gonna take a walk over to the car, sir. This way.
A lot of people tried to do that, but they couldn't.
doesn't mean that the person doesn't care about him.
♪ Destroyed the devil's plan ♪
- As in my grandmother. - Not for a second.
Will you see that they get it?
Look, no new permits until the plants reopen
Section five, row A is the glitter jeans. Remember glitter jeans?
It's French for ice tea.
That's some plain talk, Will, so I'll give you a little in return.
- We got no choice. - [man] I always have a choice.
Twelve towns, same situation within 40 minutes by car,
this year's crops'll fail too, so we can use that, put it right in.
- [laughs] I know, Jonas Junior. - Jonas!
And I say to you tonight, if you want to give up the bottle,
No, Jane, he's trying to restrict trade.
all you got to do, if you want to feel loved,
Besides, wait till you see the pitch.
with a caul about his face.
♪ 'Cause the devil will drag you under ♪
I only had ten dollars in my wallet,
My dad used to lift weights.
A sinner of such monumental proportions,
God bless you, Kate, that's the idea.
Maybe for the first time in my life, I'm not.
Somebody over here has just been cured of their rheumatism.
I never knew a problem a little Chuck Berry couldn't solve.
I wonder what brought him to the service of our Lord?
And after I talk to her, I'm gonna go up on the weekend and see her.
and until now, it's been great.
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
hungry for whiskey or money or food.
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
Oh, people,
- is some kind of holy town. - [cheering]
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