Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but they don't fool anyone.
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
Besides, wait till you see the pitch.
- Close your eyes. - They were closed.
Come on, close 'em. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Pucker up.
- As in my grandmother. - Not for a second.
I'm here man-to-man.
I'll bet the last time you had a man was when Nixon was in office.
It's French for ice tea.
A lot of people tried to do that, but they couldn't.
And I say to you tonight, if you want to give up the bottle,
- What's his name? - Well, he's real smart
and a world-class doctor.
Now, come on up 'cause I'm working for Jesus.
It's not really me you're mad at.
Well, get the strength in your life.
and until now, it's been great.
it makes all the difference in the world.
- [crowd] Yes! - Let me ask you this question.
♪ I been misunderstood ♪
[Jane] Really is rain, and we'll make won't tornado.
Will you see that they get it?
with a caul about his face.
Look, no new permits until the plants reopen
I wonder what brought him to the service of our Lord?
Cathy. Son of a bitch.
Somebody over here has just been cured of their rheumatism.
A sinner of such monumental proportions,
God bless you, Kate, that's the idea.
My dad used to lift weights.
Before you leave with your hard-earned money in those buckets,
...Cathy.
- is some kind of holy town. - [cheering]
Gidget goes Dust Bowl. Fine. Have your little secret.
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Because that's what you got to watch out for.
- We got no choice. - [man] I always have a choice.
Risking your life for minimum wage?
And after I talk to her, I'm gonna go up on the weekend and see her.
♪ Call him up, call him up ♪
or till our farmers get some rain.
I know there's more to life than my nine-to-five.
- Hey, brother, how you doin'? - Amen, brother! Amen.
I only had ten dollars in my wallet,
That's right. You can get caught up in the frills of life,
this year's crops'll fail too, so we can use that, put it right in.
And, let's see, we got, uh...
Praying for the Rain to Start I'm asking when is it going to Stop...
City poop
[Will] Wait a minute, reverend.
We're gonna take a walk over to the car, sir. This way.
- [cheering] - Amen!
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
You ever think about settling down?
whether you got ten years or ten minutes.
Hey, rev. Lookin' for some souls to save?
Brother Jonas, I'm wondering,
Whoa! Gee, Lowell, you could have at least bought me dinner first.
You're worried about your little girl, aren't you?
♪ 'Cause the devil will drag you under ♪
That's incredible! Section one, pink mumu.
That was just about the best day of your life, wasn't it?
Twelve towns, same situation within 40 minutes by car,
Maybe for the first time in my life, I'm not.
- The what? - [laughter]
Oh, people,
♪ To walk there, you've got to have a pure heart ♪
Section two, the blue-haired lady. She's got arthritis.
No, no, no, no, sir.
But there can be no price on salvation.
You need a job? Now you're working for Jesus!
[coach] OK, guys, let's go.
doesn't mean that the person doesn't care about him.
all you got to do, if you want to feel loved,
My mother taught me never to settle.
Have faith in Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
Views of Central Park, even from the bathroom.
I never knew a problem a little Chuck Berry couldn't solve.
[Jane laughs]
Relax Pathos isn't contagious
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
Before I can do any healin' at all,
♪ But with you I belong ♪
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
If you knew that, you'd still have a wife
[applause]
No! N-O.
And if God's wisdom is proven to you,
'Course I do. You know, I got 'em.
hungry for whiskey or money or food.
♪ Jesus, man of Galilee He walked across the sea ♪
- [laughs] I know, Jonas Junior. - Jonas!
I got to talk to these people.
- Next exit, let's get off. -[man] You got it.
Section five, row A is the glitter jeans. Remember glitter jeans?
[woman] Frequency of names.
That's some plain talk, Will, so I'll give you a little in return.
No, Jane, he's trying to restrict trade.
♪ Destroyed the devil's plan ♪