Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ♪ Jesus is on the mainline ♪ - ♪ Tell him what you want ♪
[crowd cheering]
Brother Nightengale,
- ♪ Walking ♪ - ♪ Walking ♪
Believe in the power of the Lord.
Kiss. Big kiss.
OK, I'll be good. [laughs]
[Jane] Hey.
Brothers and sisters, I ask you to consider
A fever is on me! A fever is on me!
'cause check and mateski.
Details. The mark of a great con.
♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪
interfering with religious freedom.
♪ Call him up Call him up ♪
Marva...
[gospel music plays softly in background]
Well, you're gonna need a miracle now, reverend,
♪ And the people all said sit down ♪
then you, with all your everyday sins,
- No, wondering is Wichita. - Wichita. Damn.
Relax, Lowell, where's the fire?
Why don't you come tonight? It's gonna be fun.
That's very nice of you, young man.
'Cause you made her choose between you and her mother.
Hey, boss.
It goes a long way with me.
- ♪ Tell him ♪ - ♪ Tell him what you want ♪
♪ There's a change in my life ♪
But his life was a mess, and you know why?
Ooh. A little cranky, aren't we?
- and rehabilitate them? - This isn't the woods.
He told me his father invented Teflon.
My husband lost his job a few months ago, too,
We've had nothing but trouble with that old man. He's mean.
He killed himself one night in the barn.
- [cheering] - [Jonas] Yes, sir!
- [woman screams] - Praise Jesus. Praise Jesus.
Whew! How many of you love Bobcat!?!?
- [choir singing] - Oh. Say, Thank you, Jesus.
My offer still holds for a new Angel.
And you can't make him into a sideshow.
♪ 'Cause you helped me be strong ♪
And the last thing he needs is a judgmental asshole like you
You can't take this away from him.
I'll be outside.
- There you go. - Release your faith.
Timing's everything.
- Somebody say, Amen! - [all] Amen!
couldn't possibly equal the sins of this king of sin.
- Then and only then... - Come on, give me that ring. What do you say?
Angels of Mercy! Whoa!
I had to get the boys to start clearing the tent,
- ♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪ - ♪ Spirit will set you free ♪
Here.
It's before six, I got to go.
you've got two boys in junior college.
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
I put in 20, Will. I need all the help I can get.
[Jane] So, what's new with Miss Congeniality?
♪ And my salvation ♪
[crowd] One more! One more!
Every last cent. Bring those buckets out. You take your money back.
Yes, I ran with a bad crowd that taught me to smoke weed and steal.
Put on the whole armor of God that ye may be able
♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪
I'm vibrating! Oh, I'm vibrating with Jesus!
♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪
Great. It's a friggin' hootenanny.
It's been too long since you've seen them anyway.
You've got too much going for you, Jane, to be somebody's front man.
♪ Sit down Sit down ♪
- Hey, pal, you OK back there? -[man] Something's blown.
but I'll be grateful for the rest of my life.
You asked for one more demonstration of the Lord's kindness.
How could she not go for it? Everybody goes for it.
Well, well, well. If isn't my new best friend.
[Jane] Yeah, well, I'll make it back.
Now, do you want to know what that man said to my little brother?
♪ Are you ready? ♪
You've been very busy, Will.
Like that picture on the wall in there.
You've outdone yourself.
[Angels singing]
- Ten dollars. - And Sadie McElroy,
Enough about me, Lowell.
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Afraid of death. But death's a breeze.
Well, everybody needs a hobby. Even you.
[sighs, laughs]
I don't know. I heard he couldn't get an art expert out until Tuesday.
OK.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Why don't you come down to the tent tonight,
but your own little girl.
♪ Ready as I can be ♪
Four hours stuck in a crash watching our mom and dad die.
Can't believe in the community with all the trouble
Where the hell is she?
- But was Tom happy? - No.
Jane, I'm not a flashy guy,
Oh, Lord, I'm just a man like any other.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.