Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

he still had the fear.

- Yes! Oh! - Hallelujah, sister. Hallelujah!

- Hello, friend. - She's got bone trouble.

[rain pattering]

Come on back for seconds.

I'm worried about that two-man code.

- [all muttering] - Yeah, all right.

- He's going to jail. - He stopped writing, didn't he?

- I thought you said you had homework. - I'll do it later.

T-shirts, bumper stickers.

[boy] My sister's a total slave driver.

A drunk truck driver did that.

The preacher got him up on stage.

- [crowd] Thank you, Jesus! - Say, Hallelujah!

And I didn't have no 20-dollar bill before that.

Then he was arrested for selling fraudulent artworks

[Jonas] Come on, baby!

Are you ready for the goo feasting?

♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪

♪ And made the water wine ♪

He's alive! He's alive! He's in me, he's in you!

- Mm-hmm. - Can I take your order?

One week? Seven figures! Seven figures, man!

The club that only God's faithful and generous can join.

- Look, Jane... - Try groveling.

- So where's your church? - On every street corner in every town.

What is this, an elaborate setup or what?

Because when Thomas finally came to me,

Nice to see you again, sister. Hallelujah. Receive God.

Hallelujah, brother!

- [man] Eight with a .38. - Special today, steak.

You know, there's gonna be some really sick people out there tonight.

- Whoa! - Oh! [laughs]

Now wave 'em around. Wave your hands like this.

I'd like to make you some promises.

♪ Are you ready? ♪

Everyone's looking for you.

Look, I kissed up to him, I got the permit.

- Hey, kid, how about a game? -Da.

stuck him with needles a foot long,

♪ Walking on the king's highway ♪

- You know it is! - Whoa, boy, I'd love to get me some of that!

♪ It's a highway up to heaven ♪

all for nothing.

all you got to do is get saved!

- Yeah. - And if you want to feel happy,

♪ Gave power to you and me ♪

- [cheering] - Then what if I told you that one dollar spent

- I think you should stick with your Bible-boinkers. - Jane.

So let's hear it for insomnia. Hey, you.

I'll meet you in front of the diner tomorrow at ten in the morning.

[Jonas] About a man from New York City.

More valuable than diamonds and gold.

Till then, this town can't afford a revival. Sorry.

to that poor family who lost their farm.

N-O! Because doubt money burn the fingers of the righteous!

So the last thing he needs is another phony messing with his head, OK?

You know me, Janey, I know people.

Can't say that I have, Lowell. But I know people.

and I've seen an old man get out of his wheelchair and dance.

I need to ask you a question.

Now, maybe you like the show, and you leave humming a tune,

The sheriff's name is Braverman. He's clean.

They're going out of their minds.

and passing bad checks.

Just chalk one up for the big guy upstairs.

When is it gonna rain?

You know how it feels to really need something, don't you, Georgette?

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

[radio] An alleged miracle in the town of Rustwater,

I just need to know, has the Lord forgiven him and welcomed him to heaven?

- Boy, are you a tough room. - The dark gray, definitely.

And you, too, ma'am, come on up on stage.

I knew you were worth saving.

- Yes, sir! - The Lord tells me...

Come right on in. Come right on in.

and I believe everyone here tonight wants to give up sin...

I'd like to hear what your sister has to say on the subject.

[chuckles] Nuclear winter wouldn't destroy that man.

Thank you, Jesus!

all that boy has is faith.

All right, kid, I'll tell you what.

- Awful lot of no's there, Marva. - No lip.

How much you put in the bucket?

I'm kidding. I'll have a decaf and toast.

♪ Are you ready? Are you ready? ♪

[Lowell] Anything you say can and will be

Yakity-yak! Checks on the right path!

Marva, huh? As in marvelous?

Tomorrow at ten in the morning, your little brother's

When you've got it, you've got the power of every ocean

♪ I'm gonna keep on walking ♪

And if there's one thing I know,

If I had more time, I'd take it.

We'll have an old-fashioned revival. Lots of music,

♪ Now, I don't mind working so hard everyday ♪

Janey, I never pretended I did.

in gourmet cooking and mail fraud.

Listen, I'm Jonas Nightengale. I want you to come down to the Rustwater campgrounds tonight.

Hallelujah, sister! Whoa, whoa.

Same as in my business.

Friend, I've seen a hundred signs.

born Jack Newton, does not come from the Appalachians.

Come on, the Angels will see him.

And we always have our malpractice insurance.

Come on, I want to show you something.