Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪

in the nice pink dress, receive the Lord and you will find another job.

is some token that you believe.

- ♪ The Lord is... ♪ - Hey!

- He was born in The Bronx. - [crowd groans]

Now, if you feel you've gotten a good night's entertainment,

I certainly will, ma'am.

♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪

Oh, yeah. I've seen that happen before.

God! It's 8:00, Jonas.

I was at your meeting last night, and I heard what you said

Take the hand of God's right-hand man.

[brakes squealing]

Yakity-yak, God's talking back!

Come on, say, Thank you, Jesus. That's right. Dance, brother!

- You OK? - Hi.

- [crowd] Thank you, Jesus! - Thank you, Jesus!

- I won't just go away. - Now, that sounds good.

- I really don't want to go into this audience tonight. - Why? You're good at it.

♪ For they shall find their peace ♪

[♪It's A Highway To Heaven]

♪ Since you came along ♪

♪ Singing ♪

Nightengale, we both know there's nothing I can do legally.

[Angels singing prayers]

[crowd continues chanting] One more! One more!

What's your...? What's your name, darlin'?

♪ Let the new light come shining on through ♪

Little Russkie, huh?

I have walked that crooked road,

By Tuesday, you'll be gone.

And that one thing

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

You folks have been warned.

- Hey, rev. - Hey, kid.

- You can't have it both ways. - [crowd chanting]

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

- [crowd shouting] - Because you know

Invite him in, sisters, invite him in!

♪ Ready Are you ready? ♪

You know, our kid's gonna play over there, and somebody's gonna get hurt.

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

Every town, another puny brain. I've been fighting them all my life.

OK, main industries, wheat and corn.

The greater the resistance, the further you can get with them.

Be strong in the Lord

[Marva laughing, screaming]

...shoplifting, possession of marijuana

Average education, tenth grade.

[thunder crashes]

plenty of music, worthwhile sentiments,

[crowd] Hallelujah!

but you know what's really important. Don't you? That's right.

You know, as I look out your window,

[rooster crows]

but I've seen some pretty smart old wives in my day,

Now, Thomas lived on Fifth Avenue.

but gettin' that kid in the act was a stroke of genius.

You think I don't know how it is?

- You tell him! - ♪Tell him what you want ♪

More comforting than a lover.

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

And it warms my heart,

about giving more than I could.

You're mad at yourself.

♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

You look at me, and you see a man who seems a lot like you.

A man named Thomas.

- Get your Bibles right here. - [man 2] How you doin'?

♪ My Jesus is on the mainline ♪

All he's doing is selling fairy tales to a bunch of people who thank him for it.

We're out of liver. No fish, no ham, no spinach.

- One more! One more! - Take it from me, babe.

♪ But with you I belong ♪

is a lot softer than those folding chairs.

and ride that golden elevator

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

- Shit, we'd clean up in Topeka. - Well, I'm exhausted.

♪ Since you came along ♪

Oh, I believe we're gonna see some serious miracles tonight.

If you've done everything you can,

♪ No one can walk there You've got to have a pure heart ♪

Yes! That was beautiful, children.

♪ As we sail ♪

I'm boxing for Jesus!

♪ Jesus went unto the well ♪

Come on, baby, rain!

So you believe in miracles, right?

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

You ever heard anyone coming back to complain? No.

Whoa, people! Ah! Hallelujah, sister!

and the power of his might.

♪ I'm gonna keep on singing ♪

Not those two. They're not like you.

[chuckles] That was a pretty neat trick you did yesterday.

Will they feel what I feel?

He's speaking the language of the Lord. Hallelujah!

Got it in one, kid.

I want to testify.