Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to testify.

♪ Ready Are you ready? ♪

Whoa, people! Ah! Hallelujah, sister!

[crowd continues chanting] One more! One more!

[chuckles] That was a pretty neat trick you did yesterday.

I certainly will, ma'am.

God! It's 8:00, Jonas.

- He was born in The Bronx. - [crowd groans]

♪ As we sail ♪

More comforting than a lover.

You know, as I look out your window,

♪ There's a change in my life ♪

Nightengale, we both know there's nothing I can do legally.

♪ I'm gonna keep on singing ♪

Take the hand of God's right-hand man.

♪ For they shall find their peace ♪

- Shit, we'd clean up in Topeka. - Well, I'm exhausted.

♪ My Jesus is on the mainline ♪

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

about giving more than I could.

but gettin' that kid in the act was a stroke of genius.

You folks have been warned.

- I really don't want to go into this audience tonight. - Why? You're good at it.

If you've done everything you can,

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

♪ Singing ♪

- One more! One more! - Take it from me, babe.

and the power of his might.

...shoplifting, possession of marijuana

Got it in one, kid.

♪ Since you came along ♪

And it warms my heart,

Now, if you feel you've gotten a good night's entertainment,

OK, main industries, wheat and corn.

[♪It's A Highway To Heaven]

Will they feel what I feel?

♪ No one can walk there You've got to have a pure heart ♪

I was at your meeting last night, and I heard what you said

You know, our kid's gonna play over there, and somebody's gonna get hurt.

♪ Jesus went unto the well ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

So you believe in miracles, right?

Invite him in, sisters, invite him in!

- I won't just go away. - Now, that sounds good.

♪ But with you I belong ♪

- [crowd shouting] - Because you know

What's your...? What's your name, darlin'?

Every town, another puny brain. I've been fighting them all my life.

but you know what's really important. Don't you? That's right.

You're mad at yourself.

[Angels singing prayers]

You ever heard anyone coming back to complain? No.

You look at me, and you see a man who seems a lot like you.

plenty of music, worthwhile sentiments,

The greater the resistance, the further you can get with them.

Yakity-yak, God's talking back!

[crowd] Hallelujah!

♪ Ready as I can be ♪

By Tuesday, you'll be gone.

♪ Sit down You're rockin' the boat ♪

[rooster crows]

♪ Are you ready? Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

[brakes squealing]

- ♪ The Lord is... ♪ - Hey!

♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪

in the nice pink dress, receive the Lord and you will find another job.

Come on, baby, rain!

Little Russkie, huh?

Oh, yeah. I've seen that happen before.

but I've seen some pretty smart old wives in my day,

Now, Thomas lived on Fifth Avenue.

Come on, say, Thank you, Jesus. That's right. Dance, brother!

[thunder crashes]

is a lot softer than those folding chairs.

♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪

Not those two. They're not like you.

Oh, I believe we're gonna see some serious miracles tonight.

♪ Since you came along ♪

is some token that you believe.

and ride that golden elevator

Yes! That was beautiful, children.

A man named Thomas.

We're out of liver. No fish, no ham, no spinach.

- Hey, rev. - Hey, kid.

[Marva laughing, screaming]

- Get your Bibles right here. - [man 2] How you doin'?

- You tell him! - ♪Tell him what you want ♪

♪ Let the new light come shining on through ♪

- [crowd] Thank you, Jesus! - Thank you, Jesus!

And that one thing

- You can't have it both ways. - [crowd chanting]

I'm boxing for Jesus!

You think I don't know how it is?

All he's doing is selling fairy tales to a bunch of people who thank him for it.

I have walked that crooked road,

Be strong in the Lord

- You OK? - Hi.

Average education, tenth grade.

He's speaking the language of the Lord. Hallelujah!