Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ♪ Singing ♪ - ♪ Keep on walking ♪
- Wonder how he got so well informed. - Screw you.
Clean? Ugh.
- It better be good. -[Jane] Just relax.
It was a gift from my sainted mother, the year I graduated seminary.
That you belong to the most exclusive club in the universe.
All I know, if it wasn't for you, I'd be playing doctor with some car thief.
Well, all right, let's give some empty lives a little meaning!
and get back, Jack! Brothers and sisters, this Rustwater, Kansas,
- is like a strike unto Him. - Lord, I hear you.
Jonas, have you had any sleep lately?
Are you in some kind of trouble?
♪ I been lonely I been cheated ♪
The guy has balls the size of cantaloupes.
Would you tell him
Well, damn. Would you look at that.
- [woman] Did she win? - [man] She won.
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...
then you come on out and celebrate the miracle of faith,
- Rev, what about me? - That's it.
too little, it's hog feed.
[Matt] Do you know what we could bring in in Dallas in one week?
The good times you had teaching her the violin.
Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?
...pumping through my veins. I feel a healin' comin' on.
♪ Now a man A man gets crazy ♪
Why not? It'd be great company.
The Lord tells me that a strike unto any of his children
- That man is Jesus Christ! - [cheering]
[man] One more! One more! One more!
That's mighty Christian of you.
Whoa! Am I in white boy heaven or what?
[Jane] So you strike out for once in your life.
Whoa. They believe. Yes!
You know me, I hate to see even one get away.
Go ahead.
They travel over 2,000 miles and end up here,
Yes, I was born to lowly circumstances.
And the fear is bigger than lawyers and doctors.
This is nowhere.
♪ 'Cause you help me be strong ♪
Well, all I can say is...
Faith that the universe will need his skills!
Jonas Nightengale was born
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Thank You Jesus Thank you, Thank you
I give my people a good show,
I wanted to see that breeder.
♪ But with you I belong ♪
He said that it was his fault
Let me tell you something that your snooping didn't turn up.
Pendejo de mierda, me tiraste de mi supermoto.
to me, there's no thrill greater than the thrill of preaching.
Where's your loyalty?
to receive great rewards in money and material goods.
Too much rain turns it moldy,
- [all] No! - And I don't want no doubt money!
[man] God bless you, Father.
all the cards, weren't you? So sure that you could just
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
Oh! I'm feeling the power! Come on, brother.
- ♪ Call Jesus ♪ - ♪ Call him up ♪
- Praise be! - [Jonas] And I say to you it doesn't matter
super-charged grenade launcher of love!
Someone over here just been cured of their asthma.
My brother Lowell,
My grandmother used to take me with her.
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
Dance, brother! Come on and celebrate the miracles of the Lord!
- [all shouting] - [cameras clicking]
- ♪ Lord Jesus, tell him ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪
Jonas, expect a sign.
- [man] Lucille's a winner. - Just when you least expect it.
You don't care what these people need.
♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪
...When's it gonna stop?
♪ Thank the Lord ♪
I think you got a little problem here.
This man can't hear a thing, reverend. Can't hear a thing.
Hi! Oh, where'd you get him? Her? Him.
the Lord cannot deliver his healing.
- [man] Praise the Lord! - [choir sings]
Whoa! Do you hear the Lord callin'?
- God bless her. - Very nice.
♪ I've been lonely I've been cheated ♪
God only knows where his father is.
a man who knows about the value of spirit.
The difference is,
Finally, he just wised up.
Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! It's a miracle.
Jonas, man! What do you think?