Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoa! Am I in white boy heaven or what?
- ♪ Lord Jesus, tell him ♪ - ♪ Jesus on the mainline ♪
My grandmother used to take me with her.
to receive great rewards in money and material goods.
super-charged grenade launcher of love!
...When's it gonna stop?
♪ I've been lonely I've been cheated ♪
Well, all right, let's give some empty lives a little meaning!
He said that it was his fault
Are you in some kind of trouble?
- [all shouting] - [cameras clicking]
Jonas, have you had any sleep lately?
Thank You Jesus Thank you, Thank you
- ♪ Call Jesus ♪ - ♪ Call him up ♪
Have you ever seen anything like that in your life?
♪ 'Cause you help me be strong ♪
Whoa. They believe. Yes!
all the cards, weren't you? So sure that you could just
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...
- [man] Lucille's a winner. - Just when you least expect it.
- It better be good. -[Jane] Just relax.
♪ Thank the Lord ♪
This is nowhere.
- Wonder how he got so well informed. - Screw you.
This man can't hear a thing, reverend. Can't hear a thing.
[man] God bless you, Father.
I give my people a good show,
- Praise be! - [Jonas] And I say to you it doesn't matter
Yes, I was born to lowly circumstances.
- Rev, what about me? - That's it.
Why not? It'd be great company.
The difference is,
Finally, he just wised up.
[Jane] So you strike out for once in your life.
♪ I been lonely I been cheated ♪
God only knows where his father is.
Where's your loyalty?
Jonas, man! What do you think?
That's mighty Christian of you.
They travel over 2,000 miles and end up here,
The guy has balls the size of cantaloupes.
I think you got a little problem here.
And the fear is bigger than lawyers and doctors.
to me, there's no thrill greater than the thrill of preaching.
- [man] Praise the Lord! - [choir sings]
Dance, brother! Come on and celebrate the miracles of the Lord!
♪ But with you I belong ♪
♪ Are you ready for a miracle? ♪
♪ I been washed up I been put down ♪
I wanted to see that breeder.
Go ahead.
Well, all I can say is...
Faith that the universe will need his skills!
Pendejo de mierda, me tiraste de mi supermoto.
♪ The spirit will set you free ♪
a man who knows about the value of spirit.
Jonas, expect a sign.
- is like a strike unto Him. - Lord, I hear you.
Oh! I'm feeling the power! Come on, brother.
- God bless her. - Very nice.
Jonas Nightengale was born
Too much rain turns it moldy,
The good times you had teaching her the violin.
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
Would you tell him
All I know, if it wasn't for you, I'd be playing doctor with some car thief.
too little, it's hog feed.
...pumping through my veins. I feel a healin' comin' on.
You don't care what these people need.
Well, hallelujah! It's a miracle! It's a miracle.
♪ Now a man A man gets crazy ♪
- [all] No! - And I don't want no doubt money!
[Matt] Do you know what we could bring in in Dallas in one week?
the Lord cannot deliver his healing.
and get back, Jack! Brothers and sisters, this Rustwater, Kansas,
Whoa! Do you hear the Lord callin'?
My brother Lowell,
Someone over here just been cured of their asthma.
Hi! Oh, where'd you get him? Her? Him.
then you come on out and celebrate the miracle of faith,
Let me tell you something that your snooping didn't turn up.
[man] One more! One more! One more!
You know me, I hate to see even one get away.
- [woman] Did she win? - [man] She won.
- ♪ Singing ♪ - ♪ Keep on walking ♪
Well, damn. Would you look at that.
Clean? Ugh.
That you belong to the most exclusive club in the universe.
♪ And told I'm no good ♪
It was a gift from my sainted mother, the year I graduated seminary.
The Lord tells me that a strike unto any of his children
- That man is Jesus Christ! - [cheering]