Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah. They'll put me on a stamp for that.

NOW, HERE'S MY "PLEASE FILL IN THE BEST PLACES TO WORK SURVEY ALARM" IT WILL SOUND EVERY THREE SECONDS UNTIL WE HIT THE MINIMUM COMPLETION PERCENTAGE

pa'que aprendas

You expect people to go to the bathroom in their living rooms?

First, my all-purpose electric hammer...

Oh. I see you're having a party. I'll come back later.

I didn't tell you to quit your job.

for Edison's already-wealthy heirs.

And then he worked on a machine to communicate with the dead.

Finished! Get outta here!

Now behind that door is Edison's actual preserved brain.

There was some... unpleasantness. I can never go back.

Now, here's my "PLEASE FILL IN THE BEST PLACES TO WORK SURVEY ALARM" It will sound every three seconds until we hit the minimum completion percentage

and no one in their right mind would buy them or accept them as gifts.

Ryan 35 times a day

Ooh. Look at all the inventions Edison came up with.

That's very good.

President Clinton has launched a new Web site.

Sure. Believe me, every man in America will want to have one.

Finish! Ooo… Stars! Pretty! Penny Ling! That Dog Man book is mine!

Doctors say the life expectancy of the average man is now 76.2 years.

Quit boring everyone!