Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Homer, that's not a table. That's our dryer.

You can't come back later because-

In the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature called...

Half my life gone and I'm only guaranteed 38 more years.

There goes a real sack of crap.

A six-legged chair that won't tip over-

'Scuse me. Pardon me. 'Scuse me.

and he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.

We're not rivals.

That's how you make a championship run

Şimdi Bakalım. İcat. İcat Let's See Now. Invention. Invention

No more lousy pajamas!

Oh, and his middle name was Alva...

Uh-oh. Wait. Let me guess. WWW dot-

Uh,James Watt invented the steam engine.

They won't let me in the big people library downtown.

And that's true too. It's funny and true.

only to realize you're not wearing makeup?

You mean the wild mood swings?

Women will like What I tell then to like

Not the way I quit.

In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time-

and he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...

- That chair might be the only one he made. - So?

There you are in outer space. That's pretty impressive.

and sees all kinds of creative things, but no tables.