Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No more lousy pajamas!

In the olden times, if you were watching TV and nature called...

There goes a real sack of crap.

Homer, that's not a table. That's our dryer.

- That chair might be the only one he made. - So?

A six-legged chair that won't tip over-

You mean the wild mood swings?

Oh, and his middle name was Alva...

and sees all kinds of creative things, but no tables.

They won't let me in the big people library downtown.

and he played the organ and his favorite flower was the heliotrope.

That's how you make a championship run

We're not rivals.

Half my life gone and I'm only guaranteed 38 more years.

Şimdi Bakalım. İcat. İcat Let's See Now. Invention. Invention

Uh,James Watt invented the steam engine.

Uh-oh. Wait. Let me guess. WWW dot-

only to realize you're not wearing makeup?

and he invented the dictating machine and the fluoroscope...

Women will like What I tell then to like

'Scuse me. Pardon me. 'Scuse me.

And that's true too. It's funny and true.

There you are in outer space. That's pretty impressive.

In other news, Thomas Edison, the greatest inventor of all time-

You can't come back later because-

Not the way I quit.