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I've wasted half my life.

Women will like what i tell them to like

Women will like what I tell 'em to like. Now here's something for everyone.

At my age, Edison had already invented 203 things.

Oh, I should've punted. Turn it off. Turn it off.

Look, Son. Edison was just like me.

Cancel him! Cancel him!

That's how you make a championship run

- Gangway! Gotta poop. - No, Bart!

Some kind of scary telephone, I guess.

From this day forward, I am an inventor!

I've wasted half my life, Marge.

And these Hardy Boys books are great too.

- You mean like an electric blanket-mobile? - Uh, well, possibl-

Then I'll be an inventor.

I stuck a couple extra legs on there...

By smashing my chair, you're only hurting yourself.

Probably needs to be more powerful.

but now it's over.

But now, with the Lazy Man Reclining Toilet Chair...

Hey, Springfield. If you're driving, you may wanna sit down.

and even more astounding, an electric hammer.

Finished! Thank you, Yellow! You're welcome, Zuzu!

Ah. All we did was grow some space tomatoes and sabotage Mir.

That's where he came up with the tasimeter, the ore separator and-

- Lazy father. - Can't even spank his own kids.

Now, here's my ''Everything's Okay'' alarm.

That's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.

'Member when you almost became heavyweight champ?