Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's how you make a championship run

Women will like what I tell 'em to like. Now here's something for everyone.

Then I'll be an inventor.

From this day forward, I am an inventor!

And these Hardy Boys books are great too.

- You mean like an electric blanket-mobile? - Uh, well, possibl-

Now, here's my ''Everything's Okay'' alarm.

I've wasted half my life.

That's why I invented this revolutionary makeup gun.

I've wasted half my life, Marge.

That's where he came up with the tasimeter, the ore separator and-

Some kind of scary telephone, I guess.

Cancel him! Cancel him!

'Member when you almost became heavyweight champ?

Women will like what i tell them to like

By smashing my chair, you're only hurting yourself.

but now it's over.

I stuck a couple extra legs on there...

But now, with the Lazy Man Reclining Toilet Chair...

Look, Son. Edison was just like me.

- Gangway! Gotta poop. - No, Bart!

- Lazy father. - Can't even spank his own kids.

Ah. All we did was grow some space tomatoes and sabotage Mir.

At my age, Edison had already invented 203 things.

Finished! Thank you, Yellow! You're welcome, Zuzu!

and even more astounding, an electric hammer.

Probably needs to be more powerful.

Hey, Springfield. If you're driving, you may wanna sit down.

Oh, I should've punted. Turn it off. Turn it off.